Nigerian forum: Jokes - Creation
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13 May 2015 00:19

God created the donkey and
to him, "You will be a
You will work untiringly
from sunrise to sunset carrying
burdens on your back. You
eat grass, you will have no
intelligence and you will live
50 years."
The donkey answered, "I
will be a
donkey, but to live 50
years is
much. Give me only 20." God granted his wish. God
created the dog and said
him, "You will guard the
house of
Man. You will be his best friend.
You will eat the scraps
that he
gives you and you will live
years. You will be a dog." The dog answered, "Sir, to
30 years is too much. Give
only 15."
God granted his wish. God created the monkey and
said to him, "You will swing
branch to branch doing
You will be amusing and you will
live 20 years. You will be a
monkey." The monkey
answered, "To live
20 years is too much. Give
me only 10."
God granted his wish.
Finally god created man,
and said
to him, "You will be man,
the only rational creature on the
face of
earth. You will use your
intelligence to become
over all the animals. You will dominate the world and
you will
live 20 years." Man
responded, "Sir, I will be a
man but to live only 20
years is very little, give me the 30
that the donkey refused,
the 15
years that the dog did not
want and the 10 years the
monkey refused.
God granted man's wish....
And since then...
Man lives 20 years as a
man, marries and spends 30
years like
a donkey, working and
all the burdens on his back.
Then when his children are grown... he lives 15 years
like a
dog, taking care of the
and eating whatever is
given to him, so that when he is old,
can retire
and live 10 years like a
monkey, going from house
to house and from one son or daughter
another, doing tricks to
amuse his grandchildren

13 May 2015 08:59

So awesome!

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13 May 2015 17:51

The good one you have there.

13 May 2015 21:08


13 May 2015 22:17

you are awesome

13 May 2015 22:24


14 May 2015 07:41

Really gud

9 Jul 2015 20:19

Vry luvly

24 Sep 2015 11:37


24 Sep 2015 23:33

whoa lovely