Nigerian forum: Jokes - Must Read: My Primary 4 Teacher… Part 1
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12 May 2015 08:32

I stil de rememba how soft and beautifl she dey wen my headmasta introduce am dose days
as our new teacher joyce I swear she no pass 26yrs. Na we be d boys wey go make noice
for class so dat she go tok mak we come kneel down under ha desk, na dose days wen
babes de wear shimi/draws unda skirt com wear big white pant inside. The innocent
teacher no go know say badt guy dey unda table de calculate and observ how many threads
and hole wey dey 4ha big pant.
I remeba one day wey teacha joyce 4get say I dey punishment unda ha desk com shift ha
pant, put hand inside de scratch ha kitten, omo see d kain bush wey de dis girl toto……. Dat
one na dose days.
Jus last week I de go my guy place naim I see teacher joyce 4road as she de wait 4 taxi
omo she don old small o but still look s*xy** and fine, I tell my guy mak she stop d car, I
don see my primary 4 teacher, as I call am I dey suprise say she jus rememba me imediatly
she suppose dey ha early or mid 40’s now I com de wonda if ha toto go still dey bushy as e
day many years ago, I swear say I must find out.
I ask am wia she de go she say she de go bank, as we de tok she com tel me say she don
divorce ha husband since 5years ago say she de work 4 ministry of educatn now. We drop
am 4bank, like play like play I collect ha numba tel am say I go cal am leta know as she
Two days leta naim I call d woman, we tok 4 phone reach 15mins and I neva even tell am my
mind, she jus de tok politics and church tinz SHUO!!! I com tell am say I go wan com know I’m
She kip silent 4 sum seconds, ask me why I wan com, I ask am if anytin bad 2 know our
teacher house?, she com tok say mak I no com say she no wan see me 4 her house, hang
up. I call am bak 4 evening she just dE busy my call I com de thinK wetin I do dis woman
wey go mak am treat me lyk dis, I no tok any bad tin nah, I no insult am, I nobe criminal I no
even luk lyk criminal. I decide say even if e go mean 2 find am go work 2moro I go do am
afterall I no go loose anytin, nobe my mate so anytin wey hapun I go tak am.
The next day I call joe my guy mak we go min of education, we reach dia by 11am, by 12.40
we still de try locate ha office and d worst part b say I com forget her surname, we jus de
mumu oursef
1 -abeg we de find mrs joyce
2 – joyce who?
1 – I no fit rememba ha surname but she dey chubby small com fair wit average height
2 – wia she from?
1 – na benue woman
2 – and una no hol I’m numba. many benue women full hia go ask dose men wey stand dia
know weda dem go no who una de tok……..

12 May 2015 14:24

Men of nowaday

12 May 2015 15:09

Madness... See pikin wan chop im mama tin

Edited by Lancemike007 / 12 May 2015 15:10
12 May 2015 16:45

Man Na Man

22 May 2015 22:17


22 May 2015 22:29

Te workd is corrupt beyond repair,..And you may think you re doing the rite thing or try to show that u re naughty,..What u plant,u will surely reap its fruit,a child who bend down looking at an elder's nakedness,ur child or sum1's child will do dsame to u without fail..

21 Jun 2015 11:50


27 Jun 2015 15:20

waiting 4pt 2 soon, if ur dik worth it, u go tell her to knel down facing her bed u go folo bak enter her & ask her who is d teacher. if ur dick worth it. her confession wil show, gudluck

18 Jul 2015 10:34