Nigerian forum: Jokes - I NEED YOUR HELP FRIENDS PLEASE
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27 Mar 2014 20:00

My boyfriend told me dis morning dat it's ova btw
us..... So I decided to kill myself.
I drank cold coke and meat pie, buh I'm still very
much alive!
I dont know if I should add chicken and chips....
I'm very much confused right now.
Any suggestion please

28 Mar 2014 17:47
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1 Apr 2014 21:13
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4 Apr 2014 00:53

Take poison

4 Apr 2014 12:51

Fall 4 river now

4 Apr 2014 21:36

River niger no get gate

4 Apr 2014 21:59

Sorry gurl, let me help if u won kill ur self, mix hypo with garri now,then drink it and lie on ur bed. Simple.

4 Apr 2014 23:20

Is lik u ar api coz he live u. coz al wat u as sayin is better fud

5 Apr 2014 15:56

TAKE HYPO AND JIK U DEY SEE BABA GOD 4 HEAVEN

5 Apr 2014 23:22

Na hunger dey worry u jare,if u really mean business add gammaline 20 to ur chicken make u use am spice it and eat it.na straight way to heaven bt remember to tell me when u dey leave o cos i wan send u to my dad.:D

9 Apr 2014 09:45

Lmao ooooo... U wnt mhe to go meet ya dad, u no get leg

9 Apr 2014 10:57
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9 Apr 2014 11:17

Go to sweet sensation, and add chicken and chips plus sans drink, all jhoin

9 Apr 2014 11:48

If u c fried rice wt salad

9 Apr 2014 11:51

Take costmic soda wit water

9 Apr 2014 12:13

what o girl u like food too much

9 Apr 2014 12:27

The fast way to kill urself is find Pounded yam and egusi soup with bush meat!

9 Apr 2014 13:27

Maybe u should add icecream to the chicken n chips.

9 Apr 2014 13:35

Wow take some chicken barbaque with a very good chilled wine 2 cool it down

9 Apr 2014 14:05

helo my name is bobo, i tank god dat u did die life gose on cheek out inbox ur wil see my friend request just add me so wil can talk beta, i wil take u by my self tank u as u do dat.