Nigerian forum: Jokes - Can you burn your certificate for 8 b naira!
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25 Apr 2015 13:31

Assuming you are a Master Degree holder,if you are granted an offer to Burn your certificate to collect 8 billion Naira,Will You?How will you fill,and What will cross your mind at the first place!

Edited by Mobofree / 28 Apr 2015 08:54
5 May 2015 17:16

no 1

5 May 2015 17:24

With eight billion naira safely deposited in my account, I can even burn my PhD. And do you know what? If I spend four hundred thousand every day for fifty years, I will still have some change left at the end of fifty yearsWith eight billion naira safely deposited in my account, I can even burn my PhD. And do you know what? If I spend four hundred thousand every day for fifty years, I will still have some change left at the end of fifty years.

18 May 2015 11:52

M dat just a play nt only wil i burn my 'cv' i wil even burn my brothers an sisters own. what then are their uses.

18 May 2015 16:39

nawa o!

18 May 2015 23:13

Y not.wet my 8m

21 Jun 2015 12:01

NO

22 Jun 2015 00:08

secured in my account ....I will make sure even the ashes won't escape

24 Jun 2015 00:39

Fire burn! Fire burn!! Fire burn!!! Fire burn all cartifikat dem Fire burn... U get certi nd u no qet wrk abeq burn fire dem all

25 Jun 2015 15:06

i will burn it

25 Jun 2015 17:11

I Cant Burn It Ooo

25 Jun 2015 17:16

I can Neva burn my cert bcos it may eventually fetch me more than d money I will get for burning it

25 Jun 2015 17:33

Mehn.... I will burn it with immediate effect. After all, the certificate was/is gotten in order to fetch money with it. So with that huge money on offer, I can comfortably exchange my cert for it. I will do it with a sense of happiness & fulfilment because that money will go a long way in meeting my needs & shaping future plans.

Edited by Onyeka30 / 25 Jun 2015 17:36
27 Jun 2015 14:38

in which country? u ar hoping in chuwachuwa.

27 Jun 2015 14:49

hw many certificate u want wit 8billion, even 50cert is available. 4 roadside showmaker, 15 bricklayers, 13 bus conductors, 13 washmen, 5 prostitute etc. are degree holder if they can remember where they keep their certs, they will sell it wit 1million. haa,haa

27 Jun 2015 23:21

Hahahaha laugh wan kill me oo Abeg wit#8b I will burn my Professor certificate I will even invite d media to telicast it which I kn dat wit jst token amount I can aford 100 certificate **But I have to collect d money in cash not wit cheque oo Abeg who is wit d offer????

28 Jun 2015 13:52

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA MONEY WILL DEFINATELY KILL SOME PEOPLE.... HA-BA KILL UR FAMILY BECAUSE OF 8billion.HMMMM THAT PERSON WILL NOT LIVE 2 ENJOY #5,000.

28 Jun 2015 14:00

Im gonna burn it soft!!!!!!!

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28 Jun 2015 19:09

Thats An Expensive Souvinier Well I Take The Risk I Grab The 8 M And Go To One Of Best University In Uk And Get Back My Certificate And Come Back To Nigeria And Use The Rest For Quality Investment That Will Bring Me More Money