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2 Apr 2015 13:43

This story is rated +18, contains strong language, pidgin
English & Sex

2 Apr 2015 13:44

Episode 1
Passing out parade has come and gone, I will definitely
miss my
friends, my PPA, my environment in ota, a lot of thoughts
were running through my mind as I was packing and
arranging my loads. I begin to ask myself, “after service
year then what next?”.
I had tried to apply for jobs during my service year but I
couldn’t get a befitting job. My friends that were born with a
silver spoon had jobs waiting for them at home, “Which
kind wahala be this?”, I picked my bag, board a bus to
akure. On getting home, my family and neighbours
welcomed me, it was as if a white man came on a visit.
People are
asking me questions, some were greeting, some were
asking for what I
As days rolled by, I begin to search for what to do, I
moved round the town to see if I could get a job
One day while I was passing by on the 3rd street, I saw a
woman coming out of a mighty duplex, the house was
painted white,. She was pasting a notice on her gate as I
was passing by. I moved closer to see the what she was
pasting,and on it I saw ” A home lesson teacher wanted
Chaiii, I ignored at first and moved on. After walking about
8 steps. I stopped and think. ***** why I go refuse this job
na?, dem be rich people ooo, so
dem fit pay.*****, I stopped thinking, I went back the
house, I knocked on the gate and the gateman ushered me
in. the gateman took me to the the door entrance, called out
the woman and left,
ME: good afternoon ma
MADAM: good afternoon young man, how can I help you?
ME: I saw you pasting a notice the other time and I decided
to apply.
MADAM: you mean the home tutor job?
ME: Yes
MADAM: hope u passed your WAEC? And how was the
ME: *****smiled*****, yes man I do.
MADAM: but I will prefer a graduate because my first
wants to write jamb and post jamb, so a graduate will do
ME: *****i looked at myself and thought, “chaiiii, small
stature na bad thing oooo, se I no look like graduate
ni?”***** smiled, I’m a graduate ma.
MADAM: really?, oooohh, pls I am so sorry for the
embarrassment, so sorry please, u look very young, please
in please.
************she ushered me into the living
The interior of the room is a nice one, a colourful design
furnitures. I sat on the chair and she sat down opposite to
MADAM: I’m sorry for the other time
ME: its not a problem ma
MaDAM: which state are you from?
ME: edo
MADAM: how old are you.
ME: ****felt embarrassed*** 23
MADAM: 23? Then what age did you graduate?
ME: 21 Ma
MADAM: ***smiled*** u must be a genius, I like that. So
let’s get
to business. My first daughter janet is 19, she failed her last
jamb attempt, so she is writing another one, so u will teach
her physics, chemistry and math, less I forget. What’s your
ME: chemistry Ma
MaDAM: then you should be able to do well then,
ME: ok ma, ***i looked at the photo on the wall directly in
front of
me, its of a very pretty young lady, she is fair and has a big
burst. This must be janet, “chaiiiii, omo see bobby****
MADAM: I also have a son, 12 in jss3, u will be teaching him
Me: ok ma.
MADAM: ********called someone by the name “sikira”.
Sikira!!! , bring a bottle of coke for me with a glass
cup******.A young girl appeared from the kitchen, her
dressing shows that
she must be the house maid. She is fair too but not up to
janet, she must be in her early 20′s I guess, she has
this local inbuilt beauty, a nice dimple and a an average
sized bosoms. She
served the coke and turned back. Chaiiiiiiii, omo see a
Its that type of mercy johnson’s. I sipped the coke and
continues the discussion.
MADAM: that is my house maid, no tempt her with your
fine boy
look oooooo,
ME: ok ma.
Madam: just kidding. So how much are you charging me?
ME: *****thought for a while, viewed the look of the house,
the cars I saw outside***** 30k ma.
MADAM: heeeeeeeee, when I’m not employing you to train
her for
cambridge. I will pay you 20k per month for the 2 children.
ME: ok ma
MADAM: let me give you a little rule. Don’t go beyond
academics with my daughter, I think you understand what
I meant?. If you do, I will send hired killer to kill you
ME: ok ma, *******so this woman is only concerned about
her daughter’s yansh, what about sikira?*****. Sorry
ma, can I ask a question?
Madam: go ahead.
ME: please are the children around?! I want to introduce
myself to them****for my mind, I wan see how janet looks
like in reality****.
MaDAM: janet went to a friend’s birthday party, gideon my
son is
sleeping inside. Maybe when you resume lesson, you will
know them
ME: thanks ma. One more thing please, I wish to meet
daddy too.
MADAM: laughs, daddy is not in nigeria,.
Me: ok ma, let me take my leave, I will resume on monday.
I exchanged number with madam, stood up and
about to leave when sikira came out to pick the bottle. She
looked into my eyes and released a cute smile, her dimple
made a hole. I smiled back
at her too. I dashed out of the compound. As I stood
infront of the gate, a cab dropped a young girl infront the
house. I recognised the face as the same thing I saw on the
picture, this must be janet. I said to her “HI”. She just
ignored, passed by and knock on the gate which the
gateman later opened. I said to my self. Chaiiiii, why this girl
come rude and dey
arrogant like this na?… … . .

2 Apr 2015 13:46

Episode 2
Over the weekend, I had a fresh hair cut, a fresh perfume, a
new 3 packs of shirt all ahead of my new job. I relocated to
my own apartment in akure where I used to live before I
left for service.
Finally, its monday, I went straight to my new job at 10am.
“Ko ko ko”, I knocked on the gate, the gateman opened,
looked at me. He recognised me. Madam no dey around,
“he replied” but madam say make aunty janet attend to
you, aunty janet dey
I entered into the compound. Knock on the main door. “Ko
ko ko”. Who is that?, a voice answered from inside.
Its me onihaxy, I replied. She opened the door and stood at
the entrance. **Chaiiiiii, janet was wearing a black
round neck top, the Tips were pointing out, I guess she isn’t
wearing a bra, she
wore a micro mini skirt, she has an average height with a
yam leg*******
JANET: ****i guess she can’t recognise seeing me days
back, well its normal sha, girls don’t recollect seeing guys
but guy can always recollect seeing a lady at
12midnight.****,who are u looking for?
ME: I am the new lesson teacher. Mummy told me to
resume today.
JANET:, ****still not smiling**** really?, come in and have
seat……. Sikira!!!!!!!, where is this silly girl?, she screamed. **i
thought in mind, this girl must be mean, see the wey she
dey scream on this poor girl.**** sikira came out, she saw
me sitting, she smiled at me and said “Hello sir”, I smiled
back and said “hi”. Janet frowned at her and shouted at her,
“pick this cup and get out of here, “. Sikira left and janet
turned to me. I looked at her again and can’t believe she is
19. Her body shape looks 24.
She is robust like “akebaje”. She sat down on the other
chair, she smiled a little.
JANET: I’m sorry pls, that is just lazy, if I don’t shout at her,
she will never work. So what is your name again?
ME: onihaxy
JANET: ok, mummy already informed I and my brother that
you will be coming around to tutor us. So let’s talk
ME: ok
JANET: I hope you will tutor well because you will be the 4th
teacher to be employed this year, they all are not good at
teaching, and when I notice that you are not good, I will
report you to mum and you will be fired.
ME: **my heart skip beats****, I am a good and born
teacher, I will try my best.
JANET: better. So let’s discuss the time table. Mummy said 5
times a week but I want it 3 or 4 times. And mummy must
know about this. Understood?
ME: ****no wonder you no pass jamb, lazy girl****. Ok, I
JANET: so what time and day will be ok for you?
ME: any day and time you fix is ok
JANET: anyday and time?. I thought you teach at a school?
don’t you work elsewhere?
ME: ***chaiiiiiiii, this girl is rude oooo, see as she dey
me****, I used to teach when I served. I just passed out
and still job hunting.
JANET: *raised eye brow* so you are a
graduate?, you have served?, waaooooooh, I was thinking
you are an
NCE holder or school cert. That is interesting. She smiled.
ME: ***chaiii, see as my small stature dey embarrass
me****. So
what time will u prefer?
JANET: monday, Wednesday, friday and saturday. You will
come at 2pm, teach me till 4pm when gideon will be back
from school. Then start with gideon from 4:30 to 6pm. Is
that ok by you.
ME: its ok. So can we start today?.
JANET: no problem, will you wait behind? Or come back by
ME: **thought***, I think I will come back. But where is
JANET: don’t you know she will be at work? She is a banker
and won’t be back untill 6:30pm or 7pm.
ME: **chaiii, this girl is naturally rude***, ok janet, I will be
by 2pm.
JANET: wait, let me have your number just incase.
”Sikara!!!!!!!!!!!, bring my phone for me on my bed” she
Sikira came with the phone. Janet collected it from sikira
while sikira is still standing there. She smiled at me
JANET: call your number
ME: 0806323********
JANET: saved, ****she flashed my number*******
ME: I got it, let me be on my way, I will be back
by 2pm. She returned the phone to sikira to return, I left the
compound, walked out to the gate. Just as I was outsited
the gate, my phone ranged. I looked at the screen, it was an
number. I picked
ME: hello, who is this?
CALLER: its me sikirat, that is my number, save it. I will call
you later, bye.***hanged up****
I got home wondering, what does sikirat wants from me?.
She must have memorised my number while I was
calling it to janet.
**fast forward***. Its 1:30pm, I left my house and set out
for my lesson job. I arrived at the white house, knocked
on the gate and the gateman ushered me in.
I went straight to the main door entrance. A heavy sound
of. “I fit
die ontop your matter” was coming out of the room that
no one could hear me knocking. Then I remembered I have
janet’s number. I called her and no one picked. I called
sikirat that I’m outside,. A minute later, the door was
opened. I
entered and met janet on a pink top and a bump short. She
was sweating, then I
guess she must have been dancing.
ME: hi jane, I’m here for the lesson,
JANET: “eeeehhmmm onihaxy” did I get it right?
ME: yes
JANET: see I’m tired oooo. I’m not sure I will do lesson
today. I have been dancing since. If not for sikirat who
told me that it seems someone is knocking, I wouldn’t have
known you are outside
ME: ****chaii, omo see sense, this sikirat wise oooo****. Ok
jane, so what will happen now.
JANET: maybe you should wait for gideon to be back from
school. Then you should teach him.
ME: ok
JANET: what should I offer you?
ME: ****why dis girl dey act nice this time na?****. I’m ok
I waited for gideon and I thought him
mathematics. I continued the lesson since that day. Janet
will skip lessons
most times and I dare not tell mummy. Sikiratwill sneak to
call me. She said aunty janet and mummy must not
catch her. Most times, we will do midnite call, we do talk
everything except sex. I guess she doesn’t want to bring it
up and I wasn’t
interested neither. I would still prefer janet to sikirat any day.
until one day when sikirat said she wants to tell
me something.
ME: hello sikirat, u said you wanted to tell me Something.
SIKIRAT: please I need your help. I don’t know if you will
ME: just say it first.
SIKIRAT:. I wanted a service that I can’t afford to pay for
ME: what service dear?
SIKIRAT: I’m shy to say it.
ME: just say it dear
SIKIrAT: emmmmm ehhmmmm eeehhmmm. You see, I
out at JSS2. I have passion to go to school but my parents
have the capacity. A sister who brought me to akure from
ilorin promised my parents to send me to school. Only
to end up renting me out madam when we reach akure. I
still want education
ME: you mean you want to go back to school?
SIKIRAT: not really
ME: so what do you want?
SIKIRAT: I want you to be teaching me lesson but I don’t
have money to pay.
ME: that’s not a problem sikirat. Whenever I come next, I
will be
teaching you when I’m through with janet and gideon
SIKIRAT: no oooo, mummy and aunty janet will not
support it, they hate me so much, infact, they might send
out of the house.
ME: so what do you want us to do?
SIKIRAT: I will be coming to your house
ME: *****my heart skipped beat*****. When and how?
SIkiRAT: I used to go to market to buy house needs every 5
I can spend like 2hrs at your place before going to market.
And also on friday nights. Everyone used to go to vigil and I
am always the only one at home with the gateman, I can
come around… Abi ur wife will not support it?
ME: looolz, wife kee?, I have not married, and I’m not in any
relationship for now.
SIKIRAT: you mean you don’t have any girlfriend?
ME: yes
SIKiRaT: thank God oooo, no one will say I want to use
lesson to snatch her boyfriend.
After the conversation, I was wondering how midnite
lessons will look like. Chaiiii, sikirat no go kill me
To be continued

3 Apr 2015 16:29


6 Apr 2015 08:14

Very! Very!! Very!!! Intrestin wen r u continue d story?? Pls a prompt respond. Kudos! Omo odo rere kp it up.

6 Apr 2015 15:50

Very interesting