Nigerian forum: Romance & Friendship - EASY WAYS TO BREAKUP WITH YOUR SPOUSE!!!
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30 Mar 2015 15:16

1. 16 Missed calls? You killed my battery so you're capable of killing me... It's over!!!
2. How come mosquito is biting me and not biting you. I smell conspiracy... It's over!!!
3. You don't even respect me, I'm talking and you are busy breathing? It's all over!!!
4. So now you are drinking coke that has another man's name on it, better go and find him because it's over between us!!!
5. So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is your caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics with my future kids... It's over!!!
6. They are shouting bird flu, you are still cooking chicken. you want to kill me abi? It's definitely over!!!
7. I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience... It's over!!!
8. Why are you using broom to sweep my room when you know I support PDP? It's all over!!!!
9. You are always abbreviating your texts, you want our children to be short right? It's over!!!
10. I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me. It's all over!!!
11. You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who am I? Park your things!!!

Good afternoon friends!!!

31 Mar 2015 17:28

Guy ur funny

31 Mar 2015 18:21

Three gun suhot 4 u but i no go use all dis take lose my yoryor oo....is only wen she no gud 4 bed

Edited by Emma1919 / 31 Mar 2015 18:48
31 Mar 2015 22:03

Nwanna u too much

31 Mar 2015 23:56

O boy dat's so funny

1 Apr 2015 00:03

Funny,, but notice somebody no go loose his ***** bcos of these ooo,, give him kudos, na only bedmatics fit make am fire am,,

1 Apr 2015 00:45

U are so funny.Lol..

1 Apr 2015 01:11

U neva ready mek u quit,mek i giv u anoda metod

1 Apr 2015 02:10

3 gbosa's for you bro....nice one.me likeyy......

1 Apr 2015 02:18

U too much.

1 Apr 2015 03:24

Tobaco is a vegetable in ur house

1 Apr 2015 03:58

Hilarious

1 Apr 2015 13:58

Thank you so much everyone