Nigerian forum: Jokes - URGENT ATTENTION {Advise pls}!!!
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17 Mar 2014 00:24

URGENT ATTENTION!!!
Jessy told me yesterday that
its over between us so I decided to kill myself. I drank cold coke and meat pie
but I'm still
very much alive! I then added chicken and chips hoping that it will work. It
didn't
I'm confused right now. Any suggestion pls?
Its kinda urgent.

17 Mar 2014 10:58

pls BRO y nt take rat poision and go to bed and sleep its faster than eating urslf out.

18 Mar 2014 00:34

coke..meat.pie....chicken.....chips.... ....are not deadly... eating that food making sexy and hugable

18 Mar 2014 00:49

u know if she broke up with u.....its not d end of d world........just move on.....and look around u............ur not alone many people wanting u....or love....ur family....friends.......there so many girls around......knock knock .....move on dude.........say good bye yesterday......... and hello tomorrow be a man dude cheer up

18 Mar 2014 08:14

Alynna, U re a frnd indeed... I do aprec8t.

19 Mar 2014 11:45

my dear y cant u go & hug transformer

21 Mar 2014 16:49

Som people ar wicked & as 4 me am not smilling

21 Mar 2014 16:49

Som people ar wicked & as 4 me am not smylyn

27 Mar 2014 17:33

Guy, I tink 1 of dis wil hlp, or u can take all 2 make it fasta.......
Otapiapia, go 90, ariel wit kerosine, or even conc chlorine