A man walks out on his front porch one day and sees a gorilla in the tree on his front lawn. He calls animal control and about an hour later a man shows up with a ladder, a pit bull, and a shotgun. The animal control employee tells the man, "I'm here to get the gorilla out of your tree. I'm going to use this ladder to climb up the tree and shake the branch the gorilla is on to knock him to the ground. The pit bull is trained to go after anything that falls from the tree and bites their balls which calms the animal down so I can put him in the truck." The man says "Okay, I see what the ladder and the pit bull are for but what is the shotgun for?" The animal control employee says, "Oh, that's for you. In case I fall out of the tree instead of the gorilla, shoot the dog." read more http://laugh247ng.blogspot.in/2015/02/the-bride.htmlEdited by Shollay2015 / 8 Mar 2015 21:59
A farmer and his brand new bride are riding home in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbles. The farmer says, "That's once." A little further along, the horse stumbles again. The farmer says, "That's twice." When the old horse stumbles again, the farmer quietly reaches under his seat, pulls out a shotgun, and shoots the horse. His brand new bride yells, "That was an awful thing to do!" The farmer says, "That's once." read more http://laugh247ng.blogspot.in/2015/02/the-bride.htmlEdited by Shollay2015 / 8 Mar 2015 22:01
Never kiss a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never kiss a lady doctor,
She will say, next pls.
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 times.
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So two Irishmen are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their dads gives them both a bit of advice: "You watch them Aussie cab drivers. They'll rob you blind. Don't you go paying them what they ask. You haggle." At the Sydney airport, the Irishmen catch a cab to their hotel. When they reach their destination, the cabbie says, "That'll be twenty dollars, lads." "Oh no you don't! My dad warned me about you. You'll only be getting fifteen dollars from me," says one of the men. "And you'll only be getting fifteen from me too," adds the other. Read more here: http://laugh247ng.blogspot.in/2015/02/so-two-irishmen-are-traveling-to.htmlEdited by Shollay2015 / 8 Mar 2015 22:03
Yo mama so poor her front door and back door are on the same hinges. Read more of this on: http://laugh247ng.blogspot.com/2015/02/yo-mama.htmlEdited by Shollay2015 / 8 Mar 2015 22:03
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A man got hit in the head with a can of read more here: http://laugh247ng.blogspot.in/2015/02/joke-of-day_23.htmlEdited by Shollay2015 / 8 Mar 2015 22:04
A wife and husband are having money issues. One day they decide to have the wife work the corner. Later that night the husband goes to pick the wife up. He asks, "How much did you make, sweetie?" She answers, "I made $200.50." The husband says, "What asshole gave you 50 cents?" She replies, "All of them." http://laugh247ng.blogspot.in/2015/02/joke-of-day_24.htmlEdited by Shollay2015 / 8 Mar 2015 22:07
A wife and husband are having money issues. One day they decide to have the wife work the corner. Later that night the husband goes to pick the wife up. He asks, "How much did you make, sweetie?" She answers, "I made $200.50." The husband says, "What asshole gave you 50 cents?" She replies, "All of them. http://jokes.wapego.net/forums.php?ses=nLT2mIhaxFGEFM7enn,cpMz19Hb&id=forum&f=1566151"
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