Nigerian forum: Jokes - The prayer is meant to raise the sick not the dead
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12 Feb 2015 16:07

A Pastor, after preaching, decided to pray for those
watching at home on TV. He said that anyone who's
infirmed should place his or her right hand on
wherever he or she is feeling pains so he could pray
for instant healing.
A husband and his wife watching the pastor from home quickly heeded to the pastor's instruction. The wife laid her right hand on her waist because of the persistent waist pain she felt there and the husband laid his own right hand on his... uhm... thing...
Immediately his wife saw him, she quipped, "Honey,
the prayer is meant to heal the sick and not to raise
the dead!"
Abegi make una laff small,dis aftanun SUN dey para

13 Feb 2015 00:43

FUNNY!

13 Feb 2015 08:39

i like that

13 Feb 2015 10:01

9ice 1

13 Feb 2015 10:03

nawa 4 dis couple o

13 Feb 2015 17:32

Infact i no fit laf

13 Feb 2015 17:39

Infact i no fit laf mch

13 Feb 2015 20:14

U try my guy

13 Feb 2015 20:18

No mind dat yeye woman, no be d same thing? Dead waist and dead uhm... Kettle calling pot black, smilez

13 Feb 2015 20:25

i lik dat

18 Feb 2015 23:10

Quote by Mcwilly
A Pastor, after
preaching, decided to pray for those
watching at home on TV. He said that anyone who's
infirmed should place his or her right hand on
wherever he or she is feeling pains so he could pray
for instant healing.
A husband and his wife watching the pastor from home quickly heeded to
the pastor's instruction. The wife laid her right hand on her waist
because of the persistent waist pain she felt there and the husband laid
his own right hand on his... uhm... thing...
Immediately his wife saw him, she quipped, "Honey,
the prayer is meant to heal the sick and not to raise
the dead!"
Abegi make una laff small,dis aftanun SUN dey para

18 Feb 2015 23:13

hahahaha no b lie i fill dis 1

8 Mar 2015 07:46

Thanks everyone

27 Oct 2015 21:19

Thanks to u all. I am back again