Nigerian forum: Jokes - PRESIDENT GOODLUCK JONATHAN TO HONOUR WIFE!!!!.
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21 Jan 2015 09:49

President Goodluck Jonathan will be honouring his dear wife, the first lady Dame Patience Jonathan with the award of GCFR (Grammar Commander of The Federal Republic). Sources said this is due to the immense contributions of the first lady to English Language in Nigeria. Another reason for this prestigious award is that the first lady has affected lots of lives positively with her humorous speeches that made
Nigerians laugh thereby helping them forget their sorrows and also made them feel alright. These according to Mr. President has increased the life span of an average Nigerian. Example of her speeches include:* Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.* My husband and Sambo IS good people.* I rather KILL myself
than commit SUICIDE.* My fellow
widows.* I travelled to abroad to rest in peace.* My husband is the best couple on earth.* The doctors are responding to treatment.* For those who said I speech bad English, I left them for God. *Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives on.* Na only you waka come?* Chai! Chai!! Chai!!! diaris God o!.

28 Jan 2015 01:20

Hmmmm,,, Na after d election abi

2 Feb 2015 08:06

Wonderful.

28 Oct 2016 16:53

Yes Oo She Need 2 Be Awarded