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22 Dec 2014 17:16

Three men all die on Christmas Day and arrive at the
pearly gates. Peter greets them and tells them that
they are all evil men who should go to hell, but
because it's Christmas, he'll let them into heaven if
they have something representing the holiday with
them. One of the guys has a Christmas ornament,
and gets let in. Another guy has pine needles on his
shirt, and gets let in. The third guy pulls out a pair of
panties. "How do those represent Christmas?" asks
Peter. "These are Carol's."

22 Dec 2014 17:23

A little boy wants a bike for Christmas really badly,
but the kid is a real bad seed, and he knows it. He
writes a letter to Jesus. "Dear Jesus, if I get a bike for
Christmas, I'll be good for a whole week." He thinks
about it, crosses out what he wrote, and says, "I can't
be good for a whole week, I'll be good for five days."
He crosses that out and writes, "I'll be good for four
days." Then he thinks again and says, "Can't do that."
He gets down to one day and says, "I can't even be
good for a day." Then in frustration, goes in his
mother's room and get the statue of the Virgin Mary,
wraps it up in a blanket, puts it in a paper bag,
throws it in the closet and says, "Dear Jesus, if I don't
get a bike for Christmas, you'll never see your mother
again!"

22 Dec 2014 18:42

Nice one@micoo19

22 Dec 2014 18:47

Panties 4lo 4 xmas gt oo abi watin u want d girls to wer

22 Dec 2014 20:56

d 2nd joke is more funnier

22 Dec 2014 21:05

is 2 funny

22 Dec 2014 21:24

lol....GOD punish devil

22 Dec 2014 21:26

Two priests died at the same time and met Saint
Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get
you guys in now, but our computer is down. You'll
have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you
can't go back as priests. So what else would you like
to be?"
The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an
eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains."
"So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest.
The second priest mulls this over for a moment and
asks, "Will any of this week 'count', St. Peter?"
"No, I told you the computer's down. There's no way
we can keep track of what you're doing."
"In that case," says the second priest, "I've always
wanted to be a stud."
"So be it," says St. Peter, and the second priest
disappears.
A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord
tells St. Peter to recall the two priests. "Will you have
any trouble locating them?" He asks.
"The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's
somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles.
But the second one could prove to be more difficult."
"Why?" asked the Lord.
"He's on a snow tire, somewhere in North Dakota."

22 Dec 2014 22:05

u pipu a funi

23 Dec 2014 00:02

Nice

23 Dec 2014 00:10

I love this

23 Dec 2014 06:49

mic0009u too tight u gt rib crackin jokes

23 Dec 2014 08:24

Tumb down

23 Dec 2014 12:55
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23 Dec 2014 14:03

To copy dis tune press one

23 Dec 2014 15:41

Three men where travelling for christmass on a plane to another country, one was a german the other an american and the last a nigerian on gettin to a specific occean the devil appeared to them and wanted to kill them. They begged but the devil gave them condition say any one who will throw something on the river and he finds it he will kill the person but if he does not find it the person will live. The german started he threw a pin inside the occean the devil found it and killed the german the american next cut one of his butten in his cloth and threw it into the occean the devil went and found it and killed him so it was remaining the nigerian, the nigerian spat on the occean and said go find am na sebi you fit find idiot. The devil went and couldn't identify the spit from the water it was only the nigerian who arrived and celebrated christmas.

23 Dec 2014 20:17

lovly

24 Dec 2014 01:08

A politician hosted his friend on xmas day nd told his illiterate wife to say to his friend if she wanted to appreciate them 4 coming that; thank u for coming am very grateful. But d wife keep saying thank u for coming, am very grate. And d man said to her not grate but grateful. Then d woman returned to them and started saying; this is d remainning ful. Lol merry xmas in advance

24 Dec 2014 08:38

Funny

24 Dec 2014 10:27
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