Nigerian forum: Jokes - The Bear & The Rabbit
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19 Feb 2014 21:43

There was a bear and a
rabbit who hated each other and one day, walking
the forest they lived in they found a magical lamp.
After a bit of fighting over it the bear took it and
rubbed it,
hoping for a genie to come out.
When the genie came out of his lamp he promised
the bear and the rabbit three wishes each for
releasing him from his lamp. The bear immediately
said I want all the bears in this forest
to be female. The genie
granted his wish. The rabbit thought about what to
ask for a while and finally said I want
a motorbike helmet. The
helmet appeared in front of him and he promptly
put it on his head.
The bear was confused about the rabbit's wish but
carried on with his second wish. I want all the bears
in the neighbouring forests to be females.
The rabbit then said I want a motorbike.
The bear just couldn't believe how strange the
rabbit's wishes were and shaking his head wished I want all the bears in the world to be females and the genie granted his wish. The rabbit got on his new bike and rode off, and when he was some 50 metres away from the bear he yelled I wish that the bear was gay!!

24 Aug 2014 17:06

Good one!

26 Aug 2014 19:47


25 Oct 2016 09:50

Chai Is 2 Late D Bear Has Gone Lolz Lolz