Nigerian forum: Religion - Laugh Out Loud Or Better Still Smile.
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18 Feb 2014 11:18

Our journey began at GENESIS
through EXODUS. On the way, we saw LEVITICUS recording the NUMBERS of people at DEUTRONOMY, while JOSHUA was waiting at the beautiful gate for
JUDGES to see RUTH calling loudly "SAMUEL, Samuel". At a stage, the, first and second KINGS of CHRONICLES were coming to visit
EZRA, NEHEMIAH and ESTHER for the misfortune of JOB, their brother. Then they noticed that Mr. PSALMS was teaching his
children PROVERBS concerning
ECCLESIASTES and SONGS OF SOLOMON. This coincided with the period that ISAIAH and JEREMIAH were engaged in LAMENTATION for EZEKIEL and DANIEL their friend. By that time, AMOS and OBADIAH were not around. Three
days later, HOSEA, JOEL and JONAH traveled in the same ship with MICAH and NAHUM to Jerusalem. More also, HABAKKUK visited
ZEPHANIAH who introduced him to HAGGAI a friend of ZECHARIAH whose cousin is MALACHI.
Immediately after the old tradition, MATHEW, MARK, LUKE and JOHN got involved in ACTS with the ROMANS who were behaving like the CORINTHIANS, who were also always at loggerhead with the GALATIANS. At that time too, the EPHESIANS realizing that the PHILIPPIANS were close to the COLOSSIANS, suggested to the THESSALONIANS that they should first of all see TIMOTHY who had gone to the house of TITUS to teach PHILEMON his younger brother how to read and write HEBREWS. On hearing, JAMES asked PETER to explain to him how the three JOHNS have disclosed to JUDE the REVELATION
of our Lord Jesus Christ.

19 Feb 2014 09:48

A policeman went to a suyaspot and stared at a roasted chicken the suyaman asked if he needed some and he replied "shut up" i'm aresting dis chiken for immoral dressing.

19 Feb 2014 18:56

Hmmm! A wise story from a wise friend. U are too much

21 Feb 2014 00:10

Nice one

7 Mar 2014 16:42

Nice story ...... amen

22 Mar 2014 21:14

Nice one