Nigerian forum: Jokes - WHO REALLY OWNS A MAN? His Mother or Wife?
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20 Jul 2014 22:36

WHO REALLY OWNS A MAN?
His Mother or Wife?ARGUMENT-{Mother} -My Son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast for 1 yr,
{Wife }-He sucks mine now and sucked it for more than 5yrs and he is still sucking it.
{Mother}- I carried him for ninemonths,
{Wife}- He was only 3.5kg then, sowhat's the big deal? I carry him every night andhe is 85kg now. {Mother}-He passed between mylegs with pains,
{Wife}-Hahahaha, He only passedthere once, he stays between my legs when ever he like, and I don't complain.
PLS WHO OWNS AMAN?

Edited by ALinus / 22 Jul 2014 08:38
21 Jul 2014 13:18

Next tym copy-edit-paste.. This s not ur bbm or whatsapp.. Anyways tho, the wife owns d man

21 Jul 2014 13:27

The wife

21 Jul 2014 13:37

His Mother

21 Jul 2014 13:38

S wife

21 Jul 2014 13:40

the wife

21 Jul 2014 13:48

God own a man the mother is a caretaker the wife and the man one flesh different role entirely the greatest of all is God the mother before the wife =God-mother & wife

21 Jul 2014 13:56
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21 Jul 2014 14:00

d moda owns d man.

21 Jul 2014 14:09

Mother

21 Jul 2014 14:30

D wife.

21 Jul 2014 14:33

Out of all god own everybody,just dat mother have passion than wife bcus wife can leave a man and married to another man which a mother cannot denier his son,so is the mother that have ultimate power on his son

21 Jul 2014 14:46

the wife

21 Jul 2014 14:47

the both of them

21 Jul 2014 15:03

wyf

21 Jul 2014 15:15

The wife

21 Jul 2014 16:59

His mother

21 Jul 2014 17:30

both

21 Jul 2014 17:54

d mother

21 Jul 2014 18:21

both of dem