Nigerian forum: Jokes - Mr Akpos 4
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10 Jul 2014 22:17

Akpos in a hurry used the ladies
‘toilet in a posh hotel’.
He sat down and noticed four
buttons – WW, WA, PP and APR.
Curious, he pressed WW and his
butt was gently sprayed with
WARM WATER, he loved it so
much!
He then pressed WA and a blast
of WARM AIR dried him up. Still
loving it, he pressed PP and a
POWDER PUFF made him smell
fresh.
Feeling pampered, he decided
to press the last button APR. He
later woke up in a hospital.
A nurse smiled and said to him,
“Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD
REMOVER. When the machine
couldn’t find a pad on you, it
went for your balls. Your balls
are in the jar over there.”

11 Jul 2014 11:29

Akpos ur own done finish

11 Jul 2014 14:13

You are blunt man!

11 Jul 2014 14:56

Interesting

11 Jul 2014 17:09

lovely

11 Jul 2014 17:55

Nice 1

11 Jul 2014 19:47

Make una no laughoo Make you laugh small with the story
below. A Nigerian, an American and a
German board a plane. As the plane
was flying over the sea, Satan came
out and said to them: I want u to drop
something into the sea, if I find it, u
die and if I don't u live.
The American quickly plucked a
button from his shirt and threw into
the sea, Satan dived into the sea and
came up with the button. "See!" he
said and killed the American.
The German threw a pin into the sea.
Satan dived in and came out with the
pin. "See!" he said and killed the
German.
The Nigerian brought out a pure
water sachet, opened it and poured
the contents into the sea holding
back the sachet he said to Satan "Oya
begin find water inside water...
Idiot".....

11 Jul 2014 20:09

dats naija for u,we too smart

11 Jul 2014 20:44
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11 Jul 2014 21:28

dat serve apkos right

11 Jul 2014 21:40

Dat's gud 4u Akpos.

12 Jul 2014 00:19

It's good to be smart.

12 Jul 2014 02:17

What! Unlimited lauph it good to be smart.

12 Jul 2014 02:18

9ce story,nigerians a so smart

12 Jul 2014 11:10

Very funny.

12 Jul 2014 12:18

Hahahahahehehehehekikikikikimmmmm

12 Jul 2014 12:30

Naija we're 2 smart

12 Jul 2014 12:43

Naija no dey carry last

12 Jul 2014 12:56

Nic 1, i cnt stp laughin here o.

12 Jul 2014 14:45

U eat all but him don die?hahahaha