Nigerian forum: Jokes - Mr Akpos 4
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10 Jul 2014 22:17

Akpos in a hurry used the ladies
‘toilet in a posh hotel’.
He sat down and noticed four
buttons – WW, WA, PP and APR.
Curious, he pressed WW and his
butt was gently sprayed with
WARM WATER, he loved it so
He then pressed WA and a blast
of WARM AIR dried him up. Still
loving it, he pressed PP and a
POWDER PUFF made him smell
Feeling pampered, he decided
to press the last button APR. He
later woke up in a hospital.
A nurse smiled and said to him,
REMOVER. When the machine
couldn’t find a pad on you, it
went for your balls. Your balls
are in the jar over there.”

11 Jul 2014 11:29

Akpos ur own done finish

11 Jul 2014 14:13

You are blunt man!

11 Jul 2014 14:56


11 Jul 2014 17:09


11 Jul 2014 17:55

Nice 1

11 Jul 2014 19:47

Make una no laughoo Make you laugh small with the story
below. A Nigerian, an American and a
German board a plane. As the plane
was flying over the sea, Satan came
out and said to them: I want u to drop
something into the sea, if I find it, u
die and if I don't u live.
The American quickly plucked a
button from his shirt and threw into
the sea, Satan dived into the sea and
came up with the button. "See!" he
said and killed the American.
The German threw a pin into the sea.
Satan dived in and came out with the
pin. "See!" he said and killed the
The Nigerian brought out a pure
water sachet, opened it and poured
the contents into the sea holding
back the sachet he said to Satan "Oya
begin find water inside water...

11 Jul 2014 20:09

dats naija for u,we too smart

11 Jul 2014 20:44
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11 Jul 2014 21:28

dat serve apkos right

11 Jul 2014 21:40

Dat's gud 4u Akpos.

12 Jul 2014 00:19

It's good to be smart.

12 Jul 2014 02:17

What! Unlimited lauph it good to be smart.

12 Jul 2014 02:18

9ce story,nigerians a so smart

12 Jul 2014 11:10

Very funny.

12 Jul 2014 12:18


12 Jul 2014 12:30

Naija we're 2 smart

12 Jul 2014 12:43

Naija no dey carry last

12 Jul 2014 12:56

Nic 1, i cnt stp laughin here o.

12 Jul 2014 14:45

U eat all but him don die?hahahaha