Nigerian forum: Jokes - Man vs Wife's Cat
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12 Feb 2014 22:30

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was
getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the
beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!He kept taking
the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a
safe distance from his home and left the cat there. Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?""Yes", the wife
answers, "why do you ask? "Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a b*tch on the phone. I'm lost and need directions.

13 Feb 2014 01:03


13 Feb 2014 18:09

this is falling.

1 Aug 2014 00:27

Yah. D cat go help hm

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22 Aug 2014 20:53

Ahahahahahahahahahaahaahahh very funny

24 Sep 2014 22:19

cat no lost again nah d man lost. Funny at u

6 Apr 2015 15:35

ha ha

6 Apr 2015 15:40

The cat shld give him wrong direction that will make his finally lost

9 Apr 2015 10:36

laaaaaaauuuuugggghhhh,dat's pleasurable