I was in Church one Sunday when the Pastor said; "It's time to Say hello to your neighbours, shake hands and let's get to know each other" I turned to the person sitting to my left and to the one at my right and behold was sitting beside me two huge guys like the Boko haram Members with black specks on their faces.. We introduced ourselves and lo, they were Egyptians that my life almost jump through my Mouth yet pretenciously acted I was in a perfect state... It was Preaching time, and thus went the pastor quoting the Scripture from the book of Exodus 14 vs 13 preaching about the Story of the Isrealites and the Egyptians and how God liberated them from the hands of Pharoah... "My brethren, remember I was sitting in the Midst of two huge boko haram guys so I began to Imagine "How would these Men feel knowing their people are the bad guys in the bible verse and what their reaction would be at anyone who speaks against them yet I just sat down there jejely.... The pastor was like having grudges against me so he said after preaching "Turn to that person beside you and tell him....The Egyptians you see today, you shall see them no more... Guys! If you were to be in my Position, will you say after the Pastor?
Never wen am nt ready to die
Never God forbid who wan die
yes i will
Yes i will
yes i will
"Yes, i will". Hw i wished u see the guys' u wil not!.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
God did nt giv us the spirit of fear bug He gav us d spirit of wisdom. I WILL NOT!
Yes i will
Yes i wil,but i mst go b4 grace.
THAT'S SERIOUS GUY, YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING. YOU EVEN TRIED. IF I WERE TO BE IN YOUR POSITION, I WILL NOT WAIT TILL WHEN THE SERMON WILL BEGAN. I GO WORSHIP GOD IN MY HOUSE FOR THE REST OF THAT DAY. IN THE UNCIVILIZED DAYS THE ADAGE WAS "IGI GOGORO MAGUNMI LOJU, OKEERE LATINWO" BUT NOW IT IS MODERNIZED "IGI GOGORO MAGUNMI LOJU, GUY MADOJI EEEEEEEEEE"
yes i will say it faith
yes i will, but i will speak my mind...and say to them 'dont mind d pastor, na today him see d verse?
Ahahahah... Oma ga O, Owe yoruba yiñ yi, lol. Stil laughing. @funkayomy
Ahahahah...Edited by FridayAhiaba / 25 Feb 2014 20:20
Hahaha, funny bt if i b u i 4 vacant ma seat since after introduction, just act as if u are goin to pee, n run 4 ur life
U guys are too funny