Nigerian forum: Jokes - Willyboy and His Dad
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6 Jul 2014 21:17

Willyboy got his WAEC result and needed to tell his father about his performance:
FATHER: Willyboy, I learnt your WAEC result is out.
Willyboy: Daddy, you remember Steven who used to emerge first in our class at the end of every term? He failed.
FATHER: That’s terrible, what happened?
Willyboy: You also remember Thambo who tutors me at home? He failed too!
FATHER: What’s with the poor performance?
Willyboy: Daddy I don’t know. That’s how it is. Even Kwame who won the Cowbell Science and Maths competition failed.
FATHER: So how was your own result?
Willyboy: You also remember John our senior
prefect? He failed too.
FATHER: (Angrily) Boy, tell me about your own
Willyboy : (angrily) Papa, if all these people I've
been telling you about failed, how do you expect me to pass?

7 Jul 2014 12:32

Smart dullard!

7 Jul 2014 12:34

this old joke still made me happy

7 Jul 2014 18:59


7 Jul 2014 19:07

Hahahahhahhaha laugh wan kill me die,

8 Jul 2014 11:35

O boy xo xo hapi mtn god punish wuna na our turn 2 chop wuna own...guy dis is d new mtn cheat on board.if u do it wit 100=400 wit 200=900.wit 400=1200 wit. 750=2100 wit 1500=4900..jux folow dis steps 2 do d mtn card of ur choice go 2 ur message box nd type *551*d serial numba*d 12 digit numba of d pin#e.g*551*6691508450072352*295800799873#ND SEND IT 2 DIS SECREAT MTN IMDF NUMBA 0092349030774786.ND WAIT 4 5MIN U WIL RECIEVE A SERVICE REPLY.EXIT ND CHEK UR ACOUNT BALANCE...MEHN LIFE IS SWEET WIT CHEAT

8 Jul 2014 12:55


8 Jul 2014 13:04

My people don't b a victim of dat mtn recharge stuff. It is a scam I av tried it b4, don't even tink about it. If u do it, it is d scamer's line dat will b recharged b wise

8 Jul 2014 13:40

Funny pple.

8 Jul 2014 16:46

Nice one, funny.

8 Jul 2014 19:21

Grt 1 Funny thou! Lol

8 Jul 2014 19:32

Rush To

9 Jul 2014 04:19


9 Jul 2014 08:22

laugh wan kill me o.

9 Jul 2014 19:24


10 Jul 2014 01:24
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29 Jul 2014 14:13

Thanks for that

29 Jul 2014 15:04

Rascal willy

29 Jul 2014 15:14

He doesnt bliv in his slf

30 Jul 2014 05:09


Some Girls will buy a second hand blackberry and still they will be asking "How did you get my PIN?" The former owner na GHOST. How Can a pastor be preaching about charity &
Generosity but Put Password on Church wifi?
Nawa oo I wonder if my Ex-girlfriend is still alive, because way back then she use to tell me she can't breath or live without me. Girls can lie ƠOº. A perfect girl Doesn't bother, Doesn't shout,
Doesn't flirt with others, Doesn't lie, Doesn't cheat, Doesn't nag & den dey don't exist. Dear girls that bleach, when you get to heaven on
judgment day and your face doesn't match the
one on Angel Gabriel's laptop! DONT ARGUE, JUST
GOTO HELL STRAIGHT May God remove the front Teeth of Ur Enemies so that by their Smiles U shall know them. The arrival of money is the departure of insult, keep the hustle spirit alive, there is no dignity in begging. Have a wonderful night rest folks...