Nigerian forum: Jokes - Funny joke here 3. U must laff
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1 Feb 2014 23:01

(1)A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man, "this donkey has been trained in a very unique way. The only way to make the donkey go is to say Hallelujah, and the only way to make it stop is to say Amen." The man immediately got on the animal to try out the preacher's instructions. "Hallelujah!" He shouted. And immediately the donkey began to trot. "Amen!" He shouted again, and the donkey stopped immediately. "This is great," he said. With Hallelujah he rode off very proud of his purchase. The man traveled for a long time through some mountains. Soon he was heading towards a cliff. He could not remember the word to make the donkey stop. "STOP!" He blurted, "HALT!" He blurted again. The donkey just kept going, "Oh no, Bible! Church! Please stop!" Cried the man. He was getting closer and closer to the edge of the cliff. Finally in desperation, the man said a prayer, "Please, dear God, please make this donkey stop before i go off this mountain, in Jesus name, AMEN!" The donkey came to an abrupt stop, just one step from the edge of the cliff. Immediately the donkey stopped, the man joyously said, "HALLELUJAH! I believe u know what happened next?


(2) An Arab Man stops a taxi, entered it and said; Please turn off the radio for in the time of the prophet, there was no radio and my religion decreed i should not listen to it especially the western music cos, they sing of their infidelity and all. (AKPOS)The Taxi Driver turned off the radio, came down and opened the door for the man and said; In the time of the prophet, there was no car. So please come down and wait for camel. One word for the(AKPOS) taxi Driver.

Edited by Temartins / 1 Feb 2014 23:03
6 Feb 2014 21:11

Grt

10 Feb 2014 13:53

Nice1..

13 Feb 2014 00:49

Akpos na sharp guy....who dosnt take non sense

14 Feb 2014 15:22

It's really nice

1 Aug 2014 00:25

He dy fool

29 Aug 2014 10:33

nice

6 Apr 2015 16:19

all correct

6 Apr 2015 16:26

Smart

9 Apr 2015 10:25

fantastic