Nigerian forum: Jokes - Funny Akpos
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31 Jan 2014 18:11

Akpos bought a new
mobile. He sent a message
to everyone
from his Phone Book &
said, 'My Mobile No. Has
changed. Earlier it was
Nokia 3310. Now it is
6610'
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Akpos: I am Proud, coz my
son is in
Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he
studying.
Akpos: No, he is not
studying, they are
Studying him.
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Akpos: Doctor, in my
dreams, I play football
every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you
will be ok.
Akpos : Can I take it
tomorrow, tonight is the
final game.
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Akpos : If I die, will u
remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my
sister. But if I die will u
remarry?
Akpos : No, I'll also stay
with your sister.
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Akpos : People consider
me as a
'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Akpos : When I went to
the Park today, everybody
said, Oh GOD! U have come
again..
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Akpos complained to the
police: 'Sir, all
items are missing, except
the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How come the
thief did not take
TV?'
akpos : 'I was watching TV
news.
============
Akpos comes back 2 his
car & find a note
saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and
sticks it to a pole 'Thanks
for the compliment.'
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How do you recognize
Akpos in School? He is the
one who erases the notes
from the book when the
teacher erases the
board.
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Once Akpos was walking
he had
a glove on one hand and
not on other. So
the man asked him why
he did so. He
replied that the weather
forecast
announced that on one
hand it would be
cold and on the other
hand it would be
hot.


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Edited by Temartins / 2 Feb 2014 17:33
1 Feb 2014 02:28

dat was great

1 Feb 2014 09:14

lol..Akpos wont kil sombdy o

1 Feb 2014 12:55

akpos u too much lolzzzz

1 Feb 2014 17:39

U ar too story

1 Feb 2014 23:17

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2 Feb 2014 17:26

Akpos is....

15 Feb 2014 02:57
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27 Feb 2014 07:58

lol i luv it

5 Apr 2014 22:34

Nyc 1 dearie

5 Apr 2014 23:09

Hahaha,dumb and stupid akpos

5 Apr 2014 23:27

lovely

6 Apr 2014 02:00

Akpos u re wanted

6 Apr 2014 06:02

Funny guy

6 Apr 2014 08:25
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19 Apr 2014 08:19

HONEY I LOVE DIS

19 Apr 2014 08:36

Akpos,u r too much

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19 Apr 2014 12:27

Fantastic, i love it, keep it up

19 Apr 2014 14:09

Aint funny*