Nigerian forum: Jokes - DID I DO WRONG?? Read and Answer
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31 May 2014 19:10

One evening last week, my wife
and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat
up, and she eventually says, "I
don't feel like it, I just want you
to hold me."
I said, "WHAT?!! What was
So she says the words that every
husband on the planet dreads
to hear...
"You're just not in touch with
my emotional needs as a
woman enough for me to
satisfy your physical needs as a
man." She responded to my
puzzled look by saying, "Can't
you just love me for who I am
and not what I do for you in the
Realizing that nothing was
going to happen that night, I
went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to
take the day off of work to
spend time with her. We went
out to a nice lunch and then
went shopping at a big
department store. I walked
around with her while she tried
on several different very
expensive outfits. She couldn't
decide which one to take, so I
told her we'd just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so
I said, "Lets get a pair for each
We went on to the jewellery
department where she picked
out a pair of diamond earrings.
She was so excited. She must
have thought I was one wave
short of a shipwreck. I started
to think she was testing me
because she asked for a tennis
bracelet when she doesn't even
know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop
when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was so excited.
Smiling with anticipation, she
finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself
when I blurted out, "No honey, I
don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely
blank as her jaw dropped,
I then said, "Honey! I just want
you to HOLD this stuff for a
while. You're just not in touch
with my financial needs as a
man enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a
And just when she had this look
like she was going to kill me, I
added, "Why can't you just love
me for who I am and not for the
things I buy for you?"
Palz did i do wrong???

2 Jun 2014 17:34

Yes, u went too far. D fact dt ur wife turned u down last night does't mean she won't give in ds night. Pls let's begin to learn a few things 'bout our women, they 're human nd they 've very tender hearts, let's try to respect their feelings nd learn hw to handle their hearts with care.

2 Jun 2014 21:18

Yu dont need 2 do dat its 2 much on her. Woman nid pet atimes afteral she s ur wife she has been doing it wit u, turnin u down dat 9t dosnt mean she wil nt agri 4 lif.

3 Jun 2014 01:09

u r right man

3 Jun 2014 10:18

Absolutely right man u can try dat again

29 Aug 2015 16:07

absolutly nonsence,nt ur gf bt ur wife,turnin u dwn dat 1 nit dose it means dat u ill do it again,try n respect ur woman n giv her need,mk happy bcuz is ur duty

21 Sep 2015 23:56


16 Oct 2015 11:19

yea u ar wrng guy dats 2 much, if its all dis runz girlz ehn ehn no prob buh ur wife omo u ar in oo.