Nigerian forum: Jokes - AKpors in Trouble.... Please Help him out!
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30 May 2014 19:19

Akpos goes to a pharmacy and
says to the pharmacist, "Hello,
could you give me a condom?
I'm going to my girlfriend's
place for dinner and I think I
may be in with a chance!"
The pharmacist gives him the
condom. As he was going out
he turns and says, "Give me
another condom, my girlfriend's
sister is very cute too, she
always crosses her legs in a
provocative manner when she
sees me, I think I may strike luck
there too."
The pharmacist gives him a
second condom. As he was
leaving, he again turns back and
says, "Give me one more
condom, my girlfriend's mom is
still pretty cute. When she sees
me, she always makes eye
contact and since she invited me
for dinner, I think she is
expecting me to make a move."
During dinner, Akpos sat with
his girlfriend on the left, the
sister on his right and the mum
facing him. When the girlfriend's
Dad walks in, Akpos lowers his
head and starts the dinner
prayer. "Dear Lord, bless this
dinner and thank you for all
you've given us........."
10 minutes after, Akpos was still
praying, "Thank you Lord for
your kindness."
Another ten minutes goes by
and he is still praying, keeping
his head down, very close to the
table. They all looked at each
other surprised, his girlfriend
even more shocked than the
others. She gets close to him
and whispers, "I didn't know
you're so religious."
Akpos replies, "I never knew
your dad was a pharmacist!".
Now if you were Akpos, what
would you do?

30 May 2014 22:16

I will sickly ran away

30 May 2014 22:17

I will quickly ran away

31 May 2014 01:15

i will run witout lukin back

31 May 2014 12:12

Haba,habatically...! e don happen like dat,u go be a man noni.Just knw say u no fit marry 4 dia again.. Bt u fit still tk ur chance on ur ugly mind dat led u into chaos initially,hahahaha...

31 May 2014 13:36
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1 Jun 2014 23:20

Answer a fake call nd run out

15 Jun 2014 00:59

i wil remain dere and eat my dinner. Nothing wil happen

19 Jun 2014 02:53

My guy,soji urself

24 Jun 2014 12:30


1 Jul 2014 00:50

Akpor ti ko si pampe

5 Jul 2014 07:59

i will still demon or answer a fake call

8 Jul 2014 22:33

I would still continue with the prayers

9 Jul 2014 00:21


9 Jul 2014 04:10

Oh my God I can't laugh akpos don enter one chance b dat ooooo.make he start to dey confess. Laugh

9 Jul 2014 04:21

I"ll fx jamajama.

16 Jul 2014 22:03

I'll find my way immediately.

18 Oct 2014 09:42

if na shap guy e go dishard

13 Jan 2015 12:14

hun u guyz

1 Feb 2015 21:36

Confessing tinz.