Nigerian forum: Jokes - Laugh till you CRY!!
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30 May 2014 19:17

A man went to church for
confession:
Man: I have sinned and I need
confession.
Pastor: say exactly what you
did. So that your sins will
be fully forgiven.
Man: I committed
Adultery with several church
females.
Pastor: say there names and
the number of times
you had sex with them.
Man: (sobbing) I am ashamed!
I can't talk.
Pastor: okey! Lets do this way,
after
service we will wait at the
entrance, and when you see
the female you slept with, just
say PAP.
If its two times u slept with
her, u say PAP twice, and so
on.
so after the service a girl
called Asher passes.
Man: says PAP PAP.
Pastor: the Lord will forgive
you.
Den Deacons wife passes
carrying a bible.
Man says PAP.
Pastor: the lord wil for give
you.
A choir member
passes singing.
Man says: PAP PAP PAP.
Pastor: the lord will forgive
you.
finally Pastors wife passes by
while talking to a phone.
The man goes like a machine
gun
PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP
PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP
PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP
PAP PAP PAP PAP
PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP
PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP
PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP
PAP PAP PA PAP PAP PAP PAP
PAP PAP
PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP
pastor: paaaaaa!
my wife !!!!! Curse be to your
father.
The lord will not forgive you.

31 May 2014 11:15

Hahahahahahahaha

31 May 2014 12:54

He 'd pastor' is just being human...
Nobody holy pass!

1 Jun 2014 23:28

Very funny

2 Jun 2014 18:25

i ve cracked my ribs

8 Jun 2014 23:20

Hahahaha
yehyehyehyehyeh
Olorun mi o

29 Aug 2015 15:57

hahahahaha

3 Sep 2015 13:43

See me see pastors wife

21 Sep 2015 23:42

Heyar

22 Sep 2015 14:23

papapa indeed