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6 May 2015 21:31

I remember way back in my secondary school, i
was very poor in maths, during exams, I'd gt
between 2 % & 8 % de results used to be
announced sequentially dat is from de lowest to
highest marks, so I could always be de first or
second to be called out. . ONE day, de maths results were announced ad my name wasn't among de
first to be called out. . de teacher got to 30 % 40 %
50 % 60 % ad 70 % still my paper had not been
called out, so everyone in the class kept looking at
mi asking girl what's up? ???how did you pass this
exam. . by the tym teacher got 80 %I waz already grinning
in excitement, wen he got to 90 % he had only one
paper remaining,i den asked myself could I av
scored 90 % in maths? ??i waz feelin very anxious
ad happy now I thought my dreams av bin
answered. . de whole class kept lookin at mi. . . it waz unbelievable. .
finally de teacher looked up and and said a stupid
student here did not write his name on the paper
and he scored 0 % if u av not received your paper
come ad get it now! !
I FAINTED

7 May 2015 13:04

Ahahhahahahahahhaaa tats tooo sad

7 May 2015 14:26

Hahaha to bad

7 May 2015 15:38

Funny buh nt origino i hav had te joke elsewea

10 May 2015 21:54

Quote by kerryi
Funny buh nt origino i hav had te joke elsewea

@kerryi acha kuangusha katy though........

12 May 2015 07:24

hahaha.....Lols

31 May 2015 08:20

Tuchekeni Sisi Sote.... Kwakwakwakwakwa Tihihihihi,kikikikikik Kakakakakaka,hahahahahaha Hehehehe...... Oups! Nmejikojolea Ju Ya Kicheka!! Acha Niende Choo

31 May 2015 09:05

jathuuuurraaaaah

31 May 2015 09:12

huh! stupid student woiyee! hahahaha

31 May 2015 09:21

sorry for him hahahaha

25 Jun 2015 20:24

You remind me of a punishment I recieved for picking some1 else plate since myn had been served wth less meat on a certain wednesday

25 Jun 2015 20:47

Quote by Ngarih
:lol You remind me of a punishment I recieved for picking some1 else plate since myn had been served wth less meat on a certain wednesday :help

haha Ngarih manze it happened in haeskul.

25 Jun 2015 21:04

Though my Academic performance was good,I was the Top-Ranking in breaking and bending school rules. The principal knew 100% of my profile off-head,right 4rm Name,Admssn No.,Nicknames, Voice en Handwritting on walls

3 Jul 2015 22:52

Quote by Ngarih
Though my Academic performance was good,I was the Top-Ranking in breaking and bending school rules. The principal knew 100% of my profile off-head,right 4rm Name,Admssn No.,Nicknames, Voice en Handwritting on walls :ohno

haha u r the type that ukimaliza shule walimu wanaambia mungu asanti

4 Jul 2015 01:44

wau

6 Nov 2016 08:37

Kali

10 Nov 2016 00:31

Pwahahahahah! That was mad! I used to be a very good student and passed in almost all subjects apart from Maths! Were it not for Maths, I'd be an engineer right now! Thank God, you don't need to excel in Maths to become a successful Lawyer!