Indian forum: Jokes - -PasTe HeRe SanTa BanTa JokeS-
Share this topic
10 May 2016 06:38

You Like SanTa Banta Na

10 May 2016 06:42


Santa Ke Ghar Aag Lagne Par Uski Patni Ki Kuch Body Jal Gayi.
Santa Usko Shehar Ke Mashoor Surgeon Ke Paas Le Gaya.
Santa: Doctor Sahab, Plastic Surgery Karvane Mein Kitna Kharcha Aayega?
Doctor: Sab Mila Ke Lagbhag 10 Lakh.
Santa Kuch Soch Kar Bola: Doctor Sahab, Aur Agar Plastic Hum De Toh?

10 May 2016 10:50

JOKE YAAAD NHI HAIN .

Edited by Ishfaq112 / 10 May 2016 10:50
10 May 2016 18:44

Kal paste karu?
chalega

11 May 2016 09:06

Jeeto Bathroom Se Nahakar Nikli To,
Santa Use Ghur Raha Tha...
Jeeto: Erada Kya Hai Janab?
Santa Ne Do Thapad Kheech Ke Mare
Aur Bola
Mere Garam Pani Se Kyo Nahai?

11 May 2016 09:07

Santa-aaj Tum Party Me Aa Rahe Ho
Na,
Banta-nahi
Santa-kyu
Banta-kyuki Mai Tumhare Yha Hi,
Party Ka Enjoy Kar Raha Hu.

11 May 2016 09:08

Santa Is Sitting Alone In Coffee Shop.
A Beautiful Lady Came And Ask:
" If U Don't Mind Can I Sit Here?"
.
$Anta- No..!!!
.
Lady- Why?
.
.
Santa- Bcoz I Hav Mind.

11 May 2016 11:43

Haha

11 May 2016 20:50

LoL

12 May 2016 10:18

Santa ek ghr ke niche Susu kr rha tha..
Upar se Ek Aurat boli:- Dikhta nhi...Diwar hn !
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Santa:- Thoda side se dekho....dikh Jayega

12 May 2016 10:24

In a party...A lady wanted to go to toilet....
She said to Santa:-- Susu karne ki jagah dikhaao...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Santa:-- U naughty girl, pehle tum dikhao

12 May 2016 10:43
Post is hidden!
12 May 2016 11:09

Hahahaha

12 May 2016 11:31

Quote by _V-i-p-i-N_
NEW FACEBOOK AUTOLIKE SITE JUST CLICK HERE AND ENJOY MORE LIKES ON YOUR FB PHOTOS, IMAGE , STATUS ETC

CLICK HERE AND LOGIN TO FACEBOOK

WITHOUT TOKKEN

JUST LOGIN AND GET MORE LIKES ENJOY

12 May 2016 17:52

santa banta

Edited by R_o_H_a_N / 12 May 2016 17:55
12 May 2016 17:53

Quote by R_o_H_a_N
:hm santa banta vahi na in logo ne indra gandhi ki mari thi :D

12 May 2016 18:00

Quote by R_o_H_a_N
:hm santa banta


BACHPAN K DOST HAI MELE MAY BICHAD GAYE THE DONO

SAALE BAHOT JOKES MARTE THE

13 May 2016 16:03

SANTA> Kya dudh pine se takat aati he. BANTA< 5 Glass dudh piyo fir deewar hilane ki koshish karo,nahi hilegi, ab 5 glass bear piyo our sirf deewar ki taraf dekho deewar apne aap hi hilne lagegi.

Edited by shyam709 / 13 May 2016 16:04
14 May 2016 16:45

Santa Ka Jurm Sabit Ho Jane Per Judge Usse Kehta Hai
Judge: “Tumhara Jurm Sabit Ho Chuka Hai, Kal Tumhe Fansi Pe Chadhaya Jayega”
Santa Gabra Ke: “Woh Toh Thik Hai, Lekin Ye To Batao Utara Kab Jayega?“

14 May 2016 21:51

बंता:
यार ये रामदेव बाबा वाला नूडल्स खरीदा है,
इनको खाना कैसे है ?

संता:
एक नाक बंद करके दूसरी नाक से अंदर खींचना हैं