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19 Dec 2015 08:35

Basanti : Bhag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.
Dhanno : Tujhe apni padi hai meri soch jiske peeche GABBAR ke 10 ghode pade hai.

21 Dec 2015 15:02

MUG MAIN EK EHSAN KARNA KI MUG PAI KOI EHSAN NA KARNA .

Edited by Ishfaq112 / 21 Dec 2015 15:02
21 Dec 2015 15:03

MUGE BUS DOO CHIZOO SAI DAAR LAGTA HAIN . EK APNE GUSSE SAI AUR DOSRA APNE AAP SAI .

Edited by Ishfaq112 / 21 Dec 2015 15:03
24 Dec 2015 03:02

Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?
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1.Kabhi khansi kabhi jukam
2.kaho naa bukhar hai
3.TB no 1
4.Kal patient ho na ho
5.Hum blood de chuke sanam

24 Dec 2015 03:10

Aamir Khan Ki Film 3 Idiots Double Business Karti Agar Kareena Kapoor Bhi Ek Bar Kehti- Jahan Panah Tussi Great Ho, Tohfa Qabool Karo.

24 Dec 2015 03:11

Beti: Ma dekho Bollywood waale. Ma: Andar aa jaa, inki neeyat bahut kharab hoti hai. Beti: Ma Imran Hashmi Bhi aaya hai. Ma: Phir To Bakri Ko Bhi Andar Le Aa.

24 Dec 2015 03:13

Kutte Ko Murgi Se Pyar Tha. Usne Murgi Se Shaadi Ki. Kuch Dino Baad Murgi Ne Khargosh Ko Janam Diya. Kutta: Ye Sab Kya Hai? Murgi: AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI.

24 Dec 2015 03:14

Jab Gabber paida hua to uski maan ne usse 3-4 thappad lagaye.
Gabber’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha Kitne Aadmi the…

24 Dec 2015 03:19

Likhe Jo Khat Tujhe, Wo Teri Yaad Mein, Wo Saare Padh Liye, Papa Ne Raat Mein. Sawera Jab Hua Toh Joote Pad Gaye, Wo Raadhe Waale Baal Ghajini Mein Badal Gaye.

24 Dec 2015 03:33

Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.
Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo. Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: Why did you give him 1000 Rs?
Malika: Pehli bar kisine behen kaha!

24 Dec 2015 03:36

Salman Khan ladki dekhne gaya,
Ladki ki Maa behosh ho Gayi.
Hosh aaya to kisi ne pucha kya hua.
Maa boli: 20 saal pehle yeh mujhe bhi dekhne aaya tha.

24 Dec 2015 11:26
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24 Dec 2015 11:27

SACH ME KAVAYA JI

25 Dec 2015 04:43

27 Dec 2015 13:06

Jo apne maa ki izzat nahi karta mein unka baap banke aata hoon.
- Once Upon A time in Mumbai

30 Dec 2015 03:14

24 Jan 2016 03:54

When Ekta Kapoor was born, doctor said, "Mubarak Ho, Mubarak Ho, Mubarak Ho, Kaun Hua Jaanne Ke Liye Dekhiye Next Episode".

24 Jan 2016 05:33

modern basanti hota to gabbar ko nachata

25 Feb 2016 03:06

Girl- Today i was cooking chicken, when i addedHARA DHANIYA, guess what happened.
Boy- Pata nahi, tum batao
Girl- Chicken start dancing and singing “HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DAALA…MAAR DAALA-ALLAAHH…