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10 Jul 2015 17:41

Smile is free of cost, so keep smiling ^_^

Jokes & Funny SMS below for Laughter & Smile

☺ Keep Smiling ☺
☺ Have A Nice Time ☺

Edited by __Friends__ / 12 Jul 2015 11:30
12 Jul 2015 01:38

YES OFFCOUSE .

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12 Jul 2015 06:16

Some Humour A Day Keeps the Boredom Away:


I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in:
She said: Cheque books.

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The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.


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Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

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Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.

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Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?

New employee: Yes, sir.

Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.

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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

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Q: What's the difference between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.


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What's the difference between
a good secretary and
a personal secretary?

One says
"Good morning, boss"
The other says
"It's morning, boss."

keep smiling!!

12 Jul 2015 10:24

A cute Secretary came angrily out of Boss Cabin...

Colleague: Hai ! what happened ?
Why are you so angry.

Secretary: Boss asked Me:
Are free tonight?
I said Ya...
& rascal gaved me 100 pages to type.

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12 Jul 2015 10:49

My Friend
the best quality that
I like about YOU is that,

YOU are very sentimental . . . . .
10% senti & 90% mental

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12 Jul 2015 10:57

A Man pulled out 6 peoples from a burning house.....
Still he was jailed.... Why ?
Because all the six peoples were firebrigade staff.

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12 Jul 2015 10:58

MEN LIFE

After Engagement: Superman.
After Marriage: Gentleman.
After 10 years: Watchman.
After 20 years: Doberman.

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12 Jul 2015 11:00

An Astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him,
suddendly a star falls,
seeing that Santa Singh.... shouted

"waah kya nishana lagaya hai"

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A Man & Monkey went to river to bath.

Man removed all clothes...

Monkey started laughing...

Man asked "why are you laughing?"

Monkey said
"You have a tail in front hahaha"

Edited by __Friends__ / 12 Jul 2015 11:56
12 Jul 2015 11:09

Mr. Bean

Nepoleon: There is no such word as "impossible" in my dictionary.

Mr. Bean: Then why the hell did YOU buy it.

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12 Jul 2015 11:14

Funny Poem:

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
I just went to Royal BAR,
Quater rates are up so high,
So drink a beer with chicken fry.

Edited by __Friends__ / 12 Jul 2015 12:01
12 Jul 2015 11:16

Sincere Apology:

If YOU dont like any of the Jokes and dont like to read,
then please dont hesitate,
feel free to..... throw your mobile/pc/laptop. !!
Just Kidding
☺ Keep Smiling ☺
☺ Have A Nice Time ☺
mobofree.com

Edited by __Friends__ / 12 Jul 2015 12:33
12 Jul 2015 11:17

What did one Ghost say to another Ghost ?
"do you believe in people ?"

Edited by __Friends__ / 12 Jul 2015 12:04