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9 May 2015 18:13

Tintumon Jokes in malayalam
Tintumon:Customercare alle?ente aniyan tittu sim card vizhughi....
Girl:athinu Nyangalenthu venam
Tintumon:Avan samsarikunund.Paisa povo????
Tintu in ksrtc bus....
kayamkulam ethjiyappol tintumon :-ernakulam ethiyo?
conductor:-illa cherthala ethiyappol
tintumon:- ernakulam ethiyo?
conductor:-(deshyathode paranyu) ethumbhol parayam.
bus ernakulam vittu thrissur ethi.
conductor tintuvine villikkan marannu....
tintumon:-ernakulam anno????
conductor:-ayyo marannu poyi ernakulam kazhinyu.
yathrakar bhahalam kooti....bus ernakulathekku thirichu
conductor :-mone ernakulam ethi....
tintumon:-(chaadi eneettu bag thurannu bread eduthu kazhichukond) ernakulam ethumbhol kazhikkan amma paranyatha....
Tintumon's discovery-
Chemical name of TOILET?
Ans:-Calcium+Copper+Sulphur
(Ca+Cu+S)=CACUS
Chemistryil Tintu Puliya
Tintumon got sms from pinkimol:I hate you.
Tintumon replied:I hate U,V,W,X,Y,Z.Tintumonoda Kali.
Tintumon Pennu Kanan Poyi;
Tintu: Nee Eathu Vare Padichu
Girl:B.sc 2nd year,Chetano.?
Tintu:SSLC 4th year
Nilathu sugar veenapol tintuvinde achan:Mone velakari januvine ingottu viliche.
Tintu:Janu achan vilikunnu.
Janu:entha?
Tintu:Parjara yadikana.
Teacher:Ningal oru 3 nila ketidathil nilkukayanenu vicharikyu.Petenu ketedathinu thee pidichu.Ningal enthu cheyum?
Tintumon:Nyan apoaa vijaram nirthum....!
Tintumon: thande mole ebiku ketichu tharamo?
Father:shariyavilla,aval padichodirikukaya
Tintumon: nyan 1 hour kazhinyu varaam.padichu kazhinyaal nadathaalo....
TEACHER : “A” group blood ullavarkku “A” groupukaarude blood mathrame sweekarikkavu
“B” group blood ullavarkku “B” groupukaarude blood maathrame sweekarikkaavu
Ellavarude bloodum sweekarikkaavunnathu aarkkanu?
TINTUMON : kothukukalkku
Teacher: wat’s d difference between bus and cycle??
Tintumon:Bus varum pokum bt bus stand avide thanne kaanum….
cycleum varum pokum but cycle standum kude pokum!!!!
Teacher: Tintumon aravanannu agraham?
Tintumon: Enniku achanea pole pilot avanam
Teacher: Tintumontea achan pilot aanoo?
Tintumon: Alla achanum pilot akaanayirunnu agraham
A for Apple
B for Big Apple
C for Cheriya Apple
D for Double Apple
E for Ettavum kunji Apple
F for First parenjille aa Apple
Achen:-Result
enghane udu?
Tintumon:-fail ayi.
Achan:-Iny nee enne
ahan ennu
velekanda.
Tintumon:-athinu
ithu exam result
aanu,DNA testinte
result alla.
Teacher:-Indiayile pradhanam ayi
randu nadhigal undu.(1)ganga (2)yamuna.
Appol pakistaniloo?
Tintumon:Khadijayum
Jamilayum.
Tintu in medical shop:-Give me one ten cornerrice like.
Kadakkaran:-enthus?
Tintu:-oh english ariyilla alle.Dashamoolarishtam thado
Tintumon Maranapettu....Nalle sms harthal....Miss calukale harthalil ninum ozhivakiyatnd.Nikathan pattathavivad-Airtel,smslokathin theera nashtam-idea, tintumonde padamulla 1rupayude coupon irakum-Bsnl Enik swantham mone pole ayirunnu-sardarji,Oru nikarital enikum tintumonepole akam.
Teacher: karayilum, vallathilum jeevikkunna 5jeevikalude peru parayu?
Tintumon: 2 aama, 3 thavala
Dundumol:current poyi,fan idatte
tin2mon:venda,mezhukuthiri anayum.....
Yathrakaran to tintumon : nnku ee penangaleyokkey ninte pengalmarayi kandudey.
Tintu: shramikanjattu alla ,athu ente achan oru cheethaperavum ennu vicharichatta.......
Teacher : 2010 commonwealth games kondu namukku enthu gunam undaayi……….?
Tintumon : adutha varsham october 3nam theeyathi schoolinu avathi aayirikkum teacherey……….?
Teacher : athengane tintu……..?
Tintumon : COMMON WEALTH SHAME DAY…….!!!!!
Sasi-” neeyanalle tintumon…nee valiya hero aanennu kettu…ee palari vattam sasi oru idi idichal nee
chammandhi aayi pogum”
Tintumon-” mone sasi…ninne njan manasu vachonnu idichal pinne ninne GOOGLE il search cheydhal
polum kittilla…nee ivide pudhiya aala alle…adhu konda ninakku ariyathadhu….. ”
Doctor:”ninakkariyo???ella fruitinte tholiyilum vitamins und…..ninakkethu fruit aanishtam??”
Tintu:”Thenga”
Tintumon : Acho njan kanakku pareeksha kazhinju varikaya, enikku kumbasaarikkanam.!
Achan : Pareekshakku nee copy adicho mone?
Tintumon : Illacho, thettu cheythal kumbasaarikkanam ennalle achan parayarullath…Njan cheytha kanakku muzhuvanum tettaa…!
Teacher : Ithrayum neram njan padippichathil ninnum enthu manassilaayi?
Tintumon : Vaikunneram theerchayaayum tutionu pokanamennu manassilaayi.!!!
Tintumon: ninte text bookukal kanathayi alle?
Dundumol: aaru paranju?
Tintumon: nee innu ravile msg ayachille.. “some text missing” ennu!!
Tintu mon:hello my son today donot came to school because he have fever
techer:who are talking??
Tintumon:”MY FATHER
Tintumonte veettil kallan keri. Ithu kanda
Tintumon: Ente bagum bookum koodi kondu poda, illenkil njan ellavareyum vilichunarthum
Tintumon: Oduvil snehicha pennum enne chadichu da..
Friend: Enth patti
Tintumon: Veruthe vilichatha.. Irangi ponnu
Teacher: Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu?
Tintumon jumped and said: Physics miss English miss Maths miss Social miss!!
Father: Nee aa kuttiye nokki padikkeda, Ella examilum avala First.
Tintumon: Daily avale nokkiyaacha ella subjectilum 8 nilayil pottiyadu. Iniyum achan nirbandhikkarutu.
Tintumon ambalathil vazhipad counter Q ill….
Munnile uncle: Shambhu, Thiruvatira, paalpayasam.
Tintumon: Hans, break dance, chicken biriyani…
Tintumonte Achan: Ninte progress report evideyada ?
Tintumon: Athu njan Ramuvinu koduthu.
Achan: Athenthinada ?
Tintumon: Avanu avante achane pedippickana
Oru divasam tintu mon roadil koodi pokayirunnu. Appol oru pallil achan :nee evide povuka kutti
Tintu : Kallu Shappil .
Appol achan : tintu nee kallu kudikkyaruthu .atu ninte healthinu doshama .
Tintu : Ayyo Jan shappil kudikkyan povuka alla , jan innalle nightil avide marannu vecha ente book edukkan pokua .
Achan : Aa

13 May 2015 06:55

ഈ ഫേസ്ബുക്കില് കയറുന്നതെങ്ങനാ ?..
പപ്പിമോള് ടിണ്റ്റുമോനോടു : ഈ ഫേസ്ബുക്കില് കയറുന്നതെങ്ങനാ ?
ടിണ്റ്റുമോന് : ആദ്യമായി പഞ്ചായത്താഫീസില് കരമടച്ച രസീതുമായി ഒരു അപേക്ഷ എഴുതി കൊടുക്കണം . 2 ദിവസം കഴിഞ്ഞു തഹസീല്ദാര് ഒരു ഐഡീം പാസ് വേഡും തരും.അതു അവര്ക്കു മെയില് അയച്ചു കൊടുക്കണം.
അപ്പോള് അവരു പറയും വീടിണ്റ്റെ മുന്നാധാരാവുമായി കൊച്ചിയിലുള്ള ഫേസ്ബുക്കിണ്റ്റെ ഒാഫീസില് ചെല്ലാന് .2 ഗസറ്റഡ് ഒാഫീസുമാര് ജാമ്യം നിന്നാല് മതി അപ്പോള് ACCOUND OK .

Edited by Vivek66 / 13 May 2015 06:57
13 May 2015 07:06

(Tintu mon chaayakadayil)
tintu:chetta ee flaskil ethra tea kollum
tea man:1....,2.....,3....,oru 6 tea kollum
tintu:annaal (3 kattan),(2coffee),(1tea) vegam akatte

21 May 2015 19:02

Tintumon said to
dundumon when dundu
got first rank in UKG B:
"Kallan ennu peru
veezunna poleyaa
schoolil "Padipist"enna
peru veezhunnathu..

21 May 2015 19:09

Nadu roadil vechu tintu vinte
scooter kedaayi.
Roadil muzhuvan traffic jam..
Police: Kerada jeepil...
Tintumon: NO thanks sir njan
oru auto pidichu pokkolaam

21 May 2015 19:16

സൂക്ഷിച്ചാല്
ദു:ഖിക്കേണ്ടാ എന്നു
പറയുന്നതു
വെറുതയാ,,,
ബിജുക്കുട്ടന്
:അതെന്താ ?
ടിണ്റ്റുമോന് : 5
കിലോ കഞ്ചാവു
സൂക്ഷിച്ചതിനു
എണ്റ്റെ മാമനെ
പോലീസ് പിടിച്ചു....

23 May 2015 15:23

24 May 2015 14:15

TINTUMON @ SCHOOL INSPECTIONAEO arrivd at 4th std. He askd a quest: Ramayanathil Villu odichatharu? Tintumon said: Njanalla sir. AEO complained dis to HM HM: Avan thanne aavum sir, randu adikoduthittu chodichal avan thatha parayum pole parayum.alla pinne. AEO complained this 2 the school manager. AEO: Ningalude pillerum kanakka principalum kanakka. MANAGER: Sir, ithoru vishayamakkanda, VILLInte cash ethrayanennuvechal paranjolu, njan PTA fundilninnum tharaam!!!:-D

24 May 2015 14:20

Tintumon & dhoniTeacher :Tell Any Microsoft Product Name?Sam : MS ExcelDeepu: MS WordRony: MS PowerPointTintu: After Thinking A Lot-MS Dhoni..!