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7 May 2015 11:14

Mallu jokes are in town!!!!!!!
What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
Ingum Dax.
Where did the Malayali study?
In the ko-liage.
Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
He is very bissi.
Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.
Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.
What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
How does a Malayali spell moon?
MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen.
What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.
What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto.
Where does he pray?
In a Temble, Charch and a Maask.
Who is Bruce Lee's best friend?
A Malaya-Lee of coarse.
Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
Kerala.
Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi.
Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT... KEEP QUWAIT'.
What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
"Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders, We Are Yevery Where"
Why aren't Mallus included in hockey and football teams?
Coz Whenever they get a corner, they set up a tea shop.
Now pass it on to 5 Mallus to get a free saamble of kokanet oil.
Pass it on 10 Mallus to get a free pack of Benana Chibbs...
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Lunch Bagil Lunch Kondu Pokan Pattum...But School Bagil School Kondu Pokan Pattumo???Bus stoppinte aduthu wait cheythal BUS varum...Full stoppinte aduthu wait cheythal oru FULL varumo...???..potte oru quarter engilum...Auto Driver Ayal Auto Odikkan Pattum!!!But Screw Driver Ayal screw Odikkan Pattumo???Idly Podi Thotu Idly Kazhikkam,Ennal Mooku Podi Thotu Mooku kazhikkam pattumo??Engineering Collegil Padichal Engineer Akam.Ennal Presidency Collegil Padichal President Akan Pattumo??Cycilil poyal cycling aavum ...Trainil poyal athu training aavumoo??Nammal kadayil poyi 501 bar soap vangikumbol kadakkaran nammukkuoru soap mathram tharunnu..Bakki 500 soap evide poyennu aarengilum chinthichittundo??Oru cuticura powder idumbol...athinte ammacurayem achancurayem evide ennu anweshichittundoo? paavam cuticura ...thengeennu thengaa veezhum ..maavennu maanga veezhum ..plaavennu plaangaa entha vizhathe ??

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Mallu

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7 May 2015 19:02

Quote by Saratdas
Quote by _V-i-p-i-N_
Mallu :hm
u ko mallu aata h :pc


Hille

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Quote by Saratdas
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u ko mallu aata h :pc
Hille :hb
apka teachers kan hai toda idha ko bejo do :P


WO khana khane gya h

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Quote by -RoHaN-
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Quote by Saratdas
apka teachers kan hai toda idha ko bejo do :P


WO khana khane gya h :dance
mathmatic wali teachr k saath ya akele


lo aa gya mera teacher

8 May 2015 05:47
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Chasma LGA k dek

Rohan Mr.X

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Quote by -RoHaN-
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Quote by -RoHaN-
mathmatic wali teachr k saath ya akele


lo aa gya mera teacher
vpn tune ths month schl fee pay nai ki


Dakshina agle saal dunga

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