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13 Jan 2014 20:31

What's your favourite joke?

Edited by Diya-10 / 25 Feb 2014 13:38
13 Jan 2014 20:32

1) Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam
likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan
karne ka he na.

14 Jan 2014 03:19
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14 Jan 2014 07:12

) Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log
opration se pehle
patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration
sikh gaya
to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.

14 Jan 2014 08:36
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14 Jan 2014 10:47

That id is banned. @spider

14 Jan 2014 11:05
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14 Jan 2014 17:38

I m studying.....

15 Jan 2014 07:59

3) Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania
Mirza se phone pe baat ki.
Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne.
Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong
number!!

16 Jan 2014 20:21

Circuit- Bhai, Aamerican Rastrapati
Kaha Rehta He?
Munaa- DHOBIGHAT Pe
Circuit- Dhobighat Bole To?
Munaa- English Me Bole To
“WOSHING TOWN"

Edited by Diya-10 / 17 Jan 2014 06:14
16 Jan 2014 20:23

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu
bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi
pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!

Edited by Diya-10 / 17 Jan 2014 06:13
17 Jan 2014 13:59

Husband : Can I Kiss You ?
Wife : No !
Husband : I Will Buy You Jewelry .
Wife : No !
Husband : I Will Buy You A Car .
Wife : Still No .
Husband : I Will Take You To World Trip .
Wife : No No No .
After Listening All This Their Kid Woke Up And
Said
Daddy You Can Kiss Me , But Just Buy Me A
Bicycle Please .
It's Love.

18 Jan 2014 18:40
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18 Jan 2014 18:42

3 log marane k bad
SWARG ke darwaje pr pohanche....
1st bola : mai pujari hu...
Maine aapaki jindagi bhar sewa ki hai muze andaR aane do..
GOD : NARK mai ja
2nd bola : mai doctoR hu...
Maine jindagi bhaR logo ki sewa ki haI..muze andaR aane dO..
GOD : NARK mai ja...
3rd : mai I.T.I. college ka StudenT hu...
GOD : (emotional hokaR) bas Kar pagale rulayega kya....!!
Chal aandaR ja...
Tune to NARK ki sari SAJA Pahale hai pali haI......:););)

18 Jan 2014 19:11

A Perfect Girl:
.
.
.
Na Kabhi Tang Karti Hai,
. Na Kabhi Cheekhti Chillaati Hai,
.
Na Kabhi Kisi K Saath Flirt Karti
Hai,
.
Na Kabhi Jhoot Bolti Hai, .
Na Kabhi Dhoka Deti Hai,
.
Na Kabhi Shaq Karti Hai,
.
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Aur Na Hi Is Duniya Mein Paayi Jaati Hai.. :-D