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7 Nov 2014 15:38

UR ALL TIME FAVORITE JOKES POST HERE FRIENDS

10 Nov 2014 18:20

Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: "Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!

10 Nov 2014 18:21

Ek baar ek terrorist ne ek budhiya ke ghar me bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye – Budhiya bomb hai, Budhiya bomb hai.
Budhiya sarmakar boli : Dhatt teri, wo to mein jawani me thi!!!

10 Nov 2014 18:21

Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery ke time baache ke pita ko
apne paas dekhna chahenge?
Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte!!

10 Nov 2014 18:21

A father was teaching
the spelling of word “ASSASSINATION”
to his child.
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He says:
ek Gadha(ASS),
uspar ek aur Gadha(ASS)
jispar Mein(I),
aur mujh par sara Desh(Nation)

10 Nov 2014 18:22

Santa dialled a phone number.
A computerizd female voice said,
"apke paas paryapt balance nahi hai - Kipaya appna mobile rechage kare".
Santa: bas janeman tumse baat ho jati hai, itna hi kaafi hai!

10 Nov 2014 18:22

Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English Language!

10 Nov 2014 18:22

Santa fouj me bharti hua
2 din bad jung suru ho gai
santa ki topi per goli lagi
santa ne hathiyar phenk kar bola
aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi he.

10 Nov 2014 18:31
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19 Nov 2014 14:52

Quote by DHARMENDRSINGH
UR ALL TIME FAVORITE JOKES POST HERE FRIENDS

11 Feb 2017 04:38

एक औरत अपनी पड़ोसन को बता रही थी
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औरत : “तुझे पता है , 20 साल तक मेरी कोई औलाद नहीं हुई ”.
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पड़ोसन हैरानी से : “तो फिर तूने क्या किया ?”.
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औरत : “फिर मैं 21 साल की हुई तो मेरे पापा ने मेरी शादी करदी ….. फिर जा
के मुन्ना हुआ “

14 Feb 2017 10:45
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21 Apr 2017 11:52