Share funny stories or jokes that take place at school/college!
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !...
TEACHER: An anonymous person is one who doesn't wish to be known.
PUPIL: What a stupid definition!
TEACHER: Who said that?
PUPIL: An anonymous person...
TEACHER : What is an island ?
Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
TEACHER :On one side ?
Pupil : Yes, on top !....
TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round
Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !
TEACHER : Why does you geography exam have a big zero over it.
Pupil : It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead !...
Ishq ke school me naya mahoul taiyar ho gaya,
Pappu ki GF se puri class ko pyar ho gaya,
Bas tabhi se pappu udas ho gaya,
Puri class fail or Pappu pas ho gaya!..
Pappu ki master se hui ladai
Mastr ne ki pappu ki dhulai
Pappu ka grm hua khoon
Gaya kabristan aur kabr pe master ke photo tang k likh diya
Teacher:Dhobika kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka
ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao..
Student: Sania ka baccha na india ka na pakistan ka!...
Give me a sentence about a public servant,” the teacher instructed her second-grade student.
“The fireman came down the ladder pregnant,” he answered.
“Umm … Do you know what pregnant means?”
“Yes,” said the boy. “It means carrying a child.”..
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Teacher: Active Voice Aur Passive Voice Ka Example Batao
Student – Active Voice: Tere Mast Mast 2 Nain, Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye Chain
Passive Voice: Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye Chain, Tere Mast Mast 2 Nain
techar – tum bade hokar kya karoge?
techar-mera matlab apne ma bap k liye kya layoge?
techar-abe mera matlab tumhare ma bap tumse kya chahege?
techar- he bhagwan abe tumhare jindgi ka kya maksad h?
student- ham do hamare do.