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17 Apr 2014 00:45

Akpos’ Pastor added him on Facebook and he innocently accepted.

Two minutes later his message came in:

Pastor: How are you?

Akpos: I’m fine, my daddy.

Pastor: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head

Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family.

Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May God slash you with the axe of life

Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May God stab you with the knife of riches

Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success

Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May the World Trade Centre of happiness collapse on you and your family

Akpos (no reply)

Pastor: Are you there?

Akpos: Yes, my daddy

Pastor: You should be saying amen to claim the Blessings.

Akpos: Ok. May the over-speeding trailer of blessings jam and crush you and your family.

Pastor: (no reply)

Akpos: May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members.

Pastor: (no reply)

Akpos: May the sea of miracles drown you and your family members in Jesus’ name.

Pastor: (no reply)

Akpos: You should be saying ‘Amen’ to claim these prayers

Pastor: May thunder fire you! Idiot! Stupid boy!

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18 Apr 2014 14:59

Eiiiiiiiiiiiii hahahahahahahaha very interesting

19 Apr 2014 08:33


19 Apr 2014 09:42

like seriously.... are these blessings or curses. lol

19 Apr 2014 23:42

very creative

24 Apr 2014 10:27


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30 Jun 2014 15:12

I wish pastors to use these words