Akpos in hurry used the ladies "toilet in a posh hotel "....... He sat down and notice four buttons- WW, WA, PP, &APR. Curious, he pressed WW and his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much! He then pressed WA and a blast of warm air dried him up. Still loving it, he pressed PP and a power puff to make him smell fresh. Feeling pampered, he decided to press the last botton APR. He later woke up in a hospital . A nurse smiled and said to him, sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVE. When the machine couldn't find a pad on u, it went for ur balls. Your balls are in the jar over there.