Ghana forum: Jokes - Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions:
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18 Jan 2014 21:41

Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions:

1. Someone calls you at 2 am in the night and
ask you "are you sleeping?"
Ans: no, I’m picking beans.

2. You're making out with a girl then you start pulling her pants then she asks;
what are you
trying to do?
Ans: I want to wash them for you

3. They see you coming out of the bathroom,
wet; ''did you just have a bath?''
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl

4. You standing right in front of the elevator
on the ground floor going to your office, yet
they ask; ''going up?''
Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office to come
down and get me!

5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch
of flowers and you still asks him; ''are those
flowers?''
Ans: no baby, they're carrots!

6. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy
tickets, a friend see's you and ask; ''what are
you doing here?''
Ans: I’m here to pay my school fees!

7. When people see you lying down with your
eyes closed, they still ask; ''are you sleeping?''
Ans: No! I'm practicing to die.

8. You went to a restaurant n the
waiter asks you: ''Plz can I get you a table?''
Ans: No. I’m here to eat on the floor. Abeg laff make u Share this to anoda person to laff too