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8 Jan 2014 14:48

Two lovers decided to commit suicide. They got to the mountain top and the lady suggested that the guy jump first being a man, the guy jumped. The lady closed her eye,s walked away and said: love is blind. The guy released his hidden parachute, shook his head and said: true love never dies

13 Jan 2014 15:23

boy:i love u and i want u to be my bebe. girl: i accept but no sex because i want to keep my body for my future husband. Boy:ok no problem but dont ask for money because am saving it for my future wife......

13 Jan 2014 22:51

jamaican man was making love to his wife for the first time.he screamed out suddenly''ye man,jah bless,'' and run out of the room. He came back wid a giant bucket full of water and pour it on his wife pussy. His wife frightened and shouted; ''watta guan,rasta man, what did u do dat for? The man replied; bomboclat woman, this thing too sweet,make i dilute it, remember me diabetic and sweet thing not good for me rasta man.......... One word for the man

13 Jan 2014 23:58

i want to be a moderator for jokes to make friends of mobofree have interest in jokes in this site and to allow good jokes to be posted on and to dedicate good forum

Edited by Owususamuel / 14 Jan 2014 08:13
14 Jan 2014 08:33

A pastor was praying for a man possessed wid demon.and the pastor said in the name of Jesus what do u want from this man, speak up before i cast u out this moment!!! The demon answered,i want him to win the American lottery draw worth of 200million dollas to night.Then the pastor said in the name of Jesus get out of him and enter me....lol...

14 Jan 2014 19:51

Gari has no advert but people buy it more than indomie..do u agree wid me... lol

14 Jan 2014 19:54

If the alarm tone of a china phone cannot wake u up,it means you are.........continue

15 Jan 2014 09:47

A six years boy and girl went to their teacher and ask,sir, can a 6yrs old girl get pregnant?The teacher said NO..The boy said i told you,lets go and continue....lol

16 Jan 2014 01:44

��Virginity is like a Balloon, One prick and it's gone for ever!

Sex is like a pack of Chips, Once you start!
You can't stop!

An Exam paper is like a Dick ��, When it's hard! People get fucked!

Education is like hiring a prostitute, It needs both your money and your hardwork ...��!

��Success is like masturbating, Only your own hand can let you achieve it!

Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples. IT'S POINTLESS !

 Fuck a woman and she Loves you. Love a woman when she Fucks you.


MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students who wrote: 'Pulse' passed.


The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to Hang Till Death!

Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS?
Girl: It Enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand up

Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence. A Pregnant Prostitute

If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, Then Frustration is the Father of Masturbation! 

If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex!


So basically life is PORNOGRAPHY

16 Jan 2014 11:01

Yeah man

16 Jan 2014 13:52

A young man sitting in a taxi receives a text massage from his girl friend asking:"sex tonight"He quickly type "yes!" Then a thief snatches the phone from him.Then the young man get out of the car and runs after the thief, not asking to get the phone back but rather shouting: "press send!press send!........All because of..........

16 Jan 2014 15:51

TonGa

16 Jan 2014 23:05

Akpos was coming back from school singing and dancing like never before.His parents were wondering why their son akpos was so happy and decided to ask him. Parents:My son i have never seen u in this mood for a while...Any good news to share!Akpos: Mum and Dad next year u wont buy any text books,notebooks and any learning materials. Parents:That's my boy who gave u this scholarship!Akpos:No one......I am repeating the same class again.......His parents fainted...

16 Jan 2014 23:30

A man ochuku was travelling on a long journey and decided to let his wife wear a steel underwear so that she wouldn't cheat on him before he comes back.He locked the underwear and gave the key to his best friend Akpos and said;Hold the key for me, dont give it to any body ooo.Please, keep it in a safe place. I dont want to come back find out some one has open this place ooo.Akpos said;i have heard u. Ochuku had not gone too far when he heard his name and look back and saw akpos runing after him.Then ochuku said what is wrong!Akpos replied: you gave me the wrong key.......all because of......

Edited by Owususamuel / 19 Jan 2014 20:38
17 Jan 2014 00:09

Tonga

Edited by tetteytetteh / 17 Jan 2014 00:13
17 Jan 2014 00:10

Tonga

17 Jan 2014 13:23

e of the day!!

PRESENTER: What’s your contribution?

CALLER: There is this lady i wanted in my life shortly after my NYSC, but all my efforts proved abortive, she wouldn’t pick my calls, she would laugh at me while passing by, for reasons best known to her! Five months later, i was able 2 get my apartment, get a new car, courtesy of a contract job secured with a major oil company.

Now, most of the missed calls I have are hers, barrage of SMS and all that. I am confused on what to do. Please help me out.

PRESENTER: Listen up! You pick up your phone now; give her a call, letting her know you’ll be at her house in 2 hours. You take a cool shower; wear a nice outfit and an attention-catching perfume. When it ’s exactly 2 hours, you call her & tell her that you’ll be
there in another 2 hours.

When the 2 hours are now over, you now drive down to her house, get down from d car, walk to her house, knock on her door. Once she opens you door, with the sexiest smile you have got, stylishly look into her eyes, draw her slowly to yourself, take your mouth close to her ear & whisper. . .

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“THUNDER FIRE YOUR HEAD”!!!

17 Jan 2014 14:01

Quote by Owususamuel
Gari has no advert but people buy it more than indomie..do u agree wid me... lol

Yes man I agree with you 100%

17 Jan 2014 18:19

A girl took her boyfriend's cell phone and started checking his contacts
she saw so many numbers saved in there with very funny names such as
1:adjoa kokoti,
2:abena the big toto,
3:alaba tw3die,
4:amanda the dig ridder,
5:muniratu the pussy dyer,
she laughed and laughed till tears runned down her face.she therefore decided to dial her number and see how her name has been saved
to her big suprise,she saw her name as follows
MATILDA THE MOUTH ODOUR.she fainted

17 Jan 2014 19:35

Quote by Owususamuel
A pastor was praying for a man possessed wid demon.and the pastor said in the name of Jesus what do u want from this man, speak up before i cast u out this moment!!! The demon answered,i want him to win the American lottery draw worth of 200million dollas to night.Then the pastor said in the name of Jesus get out of him and enter me....lol...